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Chapter 4:
Where is Ludric?
 Suddenly, an epidemic has come
over Kakaville. Everyone seems to have diarrhea, and there is a shortage of
doctors! Where is Ludric Von Evil??? His office has been deserted ever since
the epidemic started! What a useless doctor! People have been complaining,
especially the people who have been nice enough to forgive his past sins and
become his clients. Because of the epidemic spread around Kakaville, the mayor
has decided to make emergency actions, he has provided the population of
Kakaville with prescription-free Kaka-pills, these pills are very effective
except they end up providing overdoses of Kaka in cities...
Other actions that the mayor has
effected, was an ordinance that demanded every person with a degree in
medicine (doesn�t matter what type of medicine), MUST be working at least 14
hours a day, and must provide as much care to as many people as possible. Any
doctor who does not follow these orders will be arrested and imprisoned, there
has thus been a manhunt for Ludric.
For some reason, more and more
explosion sounds are coming from Ludric �s loft, but every time the police
inspect Ludric�s place, they find nothing except a few dirty magazines, and
Krusty the clown. Neil Jang-Ragu has also disappeared and the police found
pages from a diary on the table (some exerts will be published in my next
article). the police found in these diary pages that there is a gigantic plot
to spread kaka all over Kakaville using a special Hydro-operational two touch
Kaka spreader, in short, HOTT KakaS. This �bomb� first spreads a special gas
around Kakaville to direct the kaka that will only go where there is gas,
then, once all the gas is secreted, the kaka will immediately be shot up into
the air, and fall down on all of Kakaville. This huge explosion will cause an
almost permanent mushroom cloud of Kaka over Kakaville. On discovery of this
bad news, Mayor Kakaface ordered a thorough investigation into anything even
remotely connected to �Dr. Love� and Mr. Jang-Ragu.
A couple of SWAT teams have been
deployed to the cult of Sketchiness, but the Residence of the cult had been
completely evacuated. Everyone had dissapeared�!? Small explosions were still
being emitted from Ludric�s loft, but every time the apartment was
investigated, nothing was found. The head investigator was Detective Neelix,
and he was becoming more and more frustrated while the Mayor was having a
giant shelter built for the people of Kakaville. The mayor was very nervous
because he knew that Ludric was after him.
Detective Neelix is for sure close to the truth, and as soon as he knows, I
will write about it. In a recent letter to the mayor, the letter had a slight
odor of Kaka, in the letter was written:
�Dear Mr. Mayor,
your time is almost up, you don�t deserve to rule this town, and I will finish
my job before August 23rd, when all hell will break loose in this horrible
little town of kaka. The Kaka Foundation is not dead, it has found a new home
under the shield of the Cult of Sketchiness, and you WILL DIE, expect to die
of something small and hot. I lhate you, and you broke my heart by not dying!
This message will self-destruct in 3,2,1�
The detective needed to think, he took
out his rubik�s cube and solved it 130 times before finding a solution. He
then took out his Square 1 Rubik�s Cube which he failed to solve, this
frustrated him deeply. This detective was a stubborn person who always thought
he was right even when he was wrong (which happened to be most of the time),
he was a VERY opinionated person who was only good at two things, solving
mysteries and solving his rubik�s cube (not the square 1 though). He decided
that the mayor must no longer go out in the open, and must never again eat a
SPICY MEATBALL.
Anyway, while this reporter wrote this article, he did not take a Kaka, for
fear that Ludric might show up and shoot him for exposing the truth. |
