Chapter 6:
The Ultimate Transfer
 This week, a miracle occurred, a
miracle that almost cracked the case wide open. Detective Neelix found a clue,
one clue to rule them all, THE ULTIMATE BUS TRANSFER. This little piece of
paper was so important to the case, it was so perfect, with the letters 23:59
posted across the little slip in acrylic ink. Even though this little transfer
had nothing to do with the actual case, he knew it would play an important
part when he would meet Ludric. He trained with this transfer, making a
renowned Cool Mckool very jealous.
Neelix
loved Paris, his only complaint was the fact that there was more Kaka in Paris
than in Kakaville. He reported this to Kakaface who then ordered some more
Kaka to match its sister city. For some odd reason, Neelix seemed to have been
losing a Kakaville Seal every day, to the point where he only had one left who
had a tendency to run away every time he sensed a problem.
Ludric's
training was almost complete, all he needed now was a way to transport the
HOTT KakaS to Kakaville. In his camp he learned the many different ways to
remove a Kakaville Seal (which he practiced). All he needed now was to meet
his second in command, or as he liked to call him, "#2". Number Two was
supposedly very skilled at riding his unicycle while juggling pineapples (wow
thats gotta hurt). Ludric needed a man with these skills so that his #2 would
distract the police while he engaged the "bomb".
Fart, fart fart fart fart,
fart fart. Fart fart fart fart fart fart fart after. fart vomit fart. fart,
fart fart. Fart fart fart fart ft fart, fart fart. Fart fart fart fart feet.
I'm
not in the mood to finish this story today so the story will stay unfinished
until I feel like it. And if you have a problem with that go call someone who
cares. By the way, safety BOOM! And what do you call a house that is squished?
A SQUISHED HOUSE! | 