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Chapter 7.5:
Ode To Ludric
In this chapter, this reporter was in a poetic mood, so instead of my
traditional boring article, here's a little rhyme....
Detective Neelix returned home,
he was sick of Paris,
it wasn�t at all like the clone
of Kakaville as he had suspected.
Ludric Von Evil was almost done,
he just had to figure out how to get to Kakaville,
he was having so much fun
in Paris.
Yet fun and games had come to an end
for our fury little friend... (woops, now you kinda know what he looks like)
He ate a banana,
which has nothing to do with our tale,
but you must admit that that little bit of info
did not fail
to amuse you.
As we were saying in number 6,
Neelix had almost cracked the case,
all he needed was a little fix,
and maybe a little mace.
Ludric had found a way to return,
but we can divulge how he did it here,
but we can say he got to Kakaville with a gigantic burn,
but at least he landed, lets all cheer!
Ludric ate macaroni and cheese,
which happened to be his favorite dish (even though it may contradict what I
said previously),
on the plane, he had to take allot of pees,
in a petri dish.
(Now no more poetry, that poet stuff is pretty ridiculous).
 So Ludric made it to Kakaville, with the HOTT KakaS, nobody thought he could
do it, but since nobody actually knows what Ludric looks like, I�m not surprised. He has postponed the date of his attack due to his procrastinatory nature and
due to the fact that he loves having stories written about him. Once he blows up Kakaville, the stories stop, because this reporter will be full of shit
just like everyone else.
Tune in next week, when this reporter has an exclusive interview with THE
Ludric Von Evil, (or some impersonator).
While this reporter wrote this article, DAMN, stupid constipation! |
