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Chapter 2:
The Kaka Foundation
 A week after the murder of
Kakaface, the Kaka Foundation was found to be a giant kaka smuggling
organization. They were doing this smuggling because of the high export tax
that the government charges for kaka. An investigaion was held but the results
were uneventful due to several casualties. These hits were probably held by
the world reknowned ventriloquist, Ludric Von Evil. He is also known for his
great saying written under the alias of �Mr. Mac Evil�, it read �If we do not
recognize that Kakaface is dead, then Kakaface never died�. He is supposedly
the hitman behind the well known �Kakaface Murder�, he is believed to be the
hitman for the Kaka foundation because it was he who was working at the Kaka
Foundation�s restaurant (Le Petit Kaka) when the CIA agent died from food
poisoning during the Kakaface investigation.
The Kaka Foundation is slowly going
bankrupt because of all of its bribes but it still manages to pay off the
hitmen it hires.
A surveillance camera records a duffel bag (filled with money) handed from the
Kaka Foundation CEO to Mr. Mac Evil, then Mr. Mac Evil went into a rampage
about how there wasn�t enough kaka in the bag and threatened the CEO. The CEO
then reported this threat to the Mayor of Kakaville, Sir William de Kaka. The
Mayor said that he could not help the Kaka Foundation because of its illegal
kaka smuggling. The Mayor commited suicide the next day using a gun that was
never found, on the bullet shot into his head was a logo; �kF�. The
investigation never opened.
The Kaka Foundation was taking very
big risks by offending it�s hitman and killing government officials. A bomb
was planted and the Kaka Foundation was blown up, spraying kaka all over
Kakaville, No interrogations were held and no investigation was ever opened.
Ludric Von Evil had become a permanent replacement for Kakaface and the
corrupt Kaka Foundation was destroyed (along with the CEO).
While this reporter wrote this article, he took another kaka. |
