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Chapter 1:
The Truth Comes Out
 On February 19th 2002, Kakaface
was shot. The police had several suspects, including Cool Mckool, Neelix, and
the mafia. But none were as convincing as a certain Ludric Von Evil. He was
the most suspected because his initials (LVE) were engraved on the bullet and he just
happened to show up in Kakaville on the same day as the murder. A police interrogation was
opened in search of this well known ventriloquist, hoping to find him.
The interrogation was uneventful, they
could not find a �Ludric Von Evil�. What they did find though, was an american
man by the name of Mr. Mac Evil (first name unknown), the police arrested him
and interrogated him. He had admitted to killing Kakaface during a cs awp_map.
The police, for some reason, let him loose and he is now roaming our streets
as
a free man. The Kaka foundation agreed with the police�s decision to let him
free, the case was then closed.
The Kaka foundation (KF) took in Mr. Mac Evil as a temporary replacement for
Kakaface, they
are currently looking for a permanent replacement though. This reporter dug a little
deeper, and found a huge conspiracy.
The KF had been having quite a few problems with Kakaface, an employee working
at the KF (wishing to stay anonymous for fear of his life), claims to have
heard the CEO of the KF and Kakaface arguing about the future contestant of
the game show known as �The Kaka Jeopardy�, the CEO supposedly threatened
Kakaface with death. This is only one of several feuds.
In Mr. Mac Evil�s testimony, he said;
�I have only talked with the Kaka foundation 15 times, and it was only to
discuss how I was going to kill Kakaface... Oops, I shouldn�t have told you that
the Kaka Foundation hired me to kill Kakaface, could you erase that?�
There
were elements within the KF that wanted to get rid of Kakaface, the CIA
started to investigate but the main investigator died of food poisoning after
going to a restaurant in Kakaville owned by the KF, the investigation was
closed.
The Kaka Foundation hired Ludric Von
Evil (a.k.a. Mr. Mac Evil) to kill Kakaface, the police was then bribed to
close their investigation and the CIA was too afraid of more of their men dying
to continue their investigation.
While this reporter was writing this
article, he took a Kaka. |
