Clever Girl... >> Writing


Fiction
My Little Audrina - a fanfic I wrote way back in the day... I was very young, please forgive me ;)
Mr Perfect, Mr Popular, Mr Celebrity, and other tragic love stories... - a few select chapters from my current book
Kimmy Colgate Comes To Dawson's Creek - a short, unfinished play
A Sleeping Beauty Story - like 'Audrina', it's from my old site, so forgive me.  I was 14 when I wrote it.
Damon - an unfinished (are we seeing a pattern here? ;)) mock-Rolling Stone article
The one about the girl who worked in Woolworths
The one about the girl who wanted to be an actress
Big Brother - okay, so I only wrote about a 10th of it, but...
A dramatic monologue - I was bored one day in Gender...

Poetry
SMS fun
Poetry for/by the untalented - who needs Eliot when you can read the fabulous limericks and accrostics written by my friends and I?
Livvie's song for me
Andrew's song for me
Songs written by me

Essays (in which I got marks that made me go 'oo')
Hansonline
Girl Thing
Juice Magazine
Soap Opera
Britney Spears
Reality TV & Gender

Articles

Britney Spears: avatar of teenage sexual confusion or just a perky party girl?
Does
7th Heaven really take the high moral ground?
Femonazi Rant
Tamara Jaber is simply scandalous! - real, rather than euphemistic, investigative reporting
Are you gonna turn off your tv?: Survivor, Series 7, and the politics of viewing...
beautifulgarbage - a review of the new CD
Michelle Branch - a review of her CD


Coming Soon... (or rather, never at all - but these are ideas ;))

The Way Of The World's Conscious Lovers Of Mode - Chantelle's idea, but I like it, so I might actually write it... eventually.
Those stupid darn drug ads (if only I could find myself a copy...hinthint)
Dare I be a little controversial? - The Beatles
'Tis a far far better thing... - Britney vs Pink
"Ansett Absolutely"?  Well, maybe if you add the word 'crap' on the end...
Survivor: Prime Time Starvation



What You'll Never Read
Skip & Simone - that oh-so-tragic year 10 play
The Saga - evil twins, attics, Sweet Valley satire, sweet revenge, and diabolical intentions
One Way Or Another - the most fantastical plotline I ever wrote (and that's saying something!)
I Knew I Loved You - a mock-fanfic based on events that really did happen
The one about the girl who thought she was going blind
A Walk In The Park - because the only people who would find it funny have already read it.
Lovestory - because, even though I didn't write it, and even though it's hillariously funny, it's also somewhat mortifying.
The Best Couple Ever - the best story ever, but you're still not getting you hands on it.

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