| Clever Girl... >> Writing Fiction My Little Audrina - a fanfic I wrote way back in the day... I was very young, please forgive me ;) Mr Perfect, Mr Popular, Mr Celebrity, and other tragic love stories... - a few select chapters from my current book Kimmy Colgate Comes To Dawson's Creek - a short, unfinished play A Sleeping Beauty Story - like 'Audrina', it's from my old site, so forgive me. I was 14 when I wrote it. Damon - an unfinished (are we seeing a pattern here? ;)) mock-Rolling Stone article The one about the girl who worked in Woolworths The one about the girl who wanted to be an actress Big Brother - okay, so I only wrote about a 10th of it, but... A dramatic monologue - I was bored one day in Gender... Poetry SMS fun Poetry for/by the untalented - who needs Eliot when you can read the fabulous limericks and accrostics written by my friends and I? Livvie's song for me Andrew's song for me Songs written by me Essays (in which I got marks that made me go 'oo') Hansonline Girl Thing Juice Magazine Soap Opera Britney Spears Reality TV & Gender Articles Britney Spears: avatar of teenage sexual confusion or just a perky party girl? Does 7th Heaven really take the high moral ground? Femonazi Rant Tamara Jaber is simply scandalous! - real, rather than euphemistic, investigative reporting Are you gonna turn off your tv?: Survivor, Series 7, and the politics of viewing... beautifulgarbage - a review of the new CD Michelle Branch - a review of her CD Coming Soon... (or rather, never at all - but these are ideas ;)) The Way Of The World's Conscious Lovers Of Mode - Chantelle's idea, but I like it, so I might actually write it... eventually. Those stupid darn drug ads (if only I could find myself a copy...hinthint) Dare I be a little controversial? - The Beatles 'Tis a far far better thing... - Britney vs Pink "Ansett Absolutely"? Well, maybe if you add the word 'crap' on the end... Survivor: Prime Time Starvation What You'll Never Read Skip & Simone - that oh-so-tragic year 10 play The Saga - evil twins, attics, Sweet Valley satire, sweet revenge, and diabolical intentions One Way Or Another - the most fantastical plotline I ever wrote (and that's saying something!) I Knew I Loved You - a mock-fanfic based on events that really did happen The one about the girl who thought she was going blind A Walk In The Park - because the only people who would find it funny have already read it. Lovestory - because, even though I didn't write it, and even though it's hillariously funny, it's also somewhat mortifying. The Best Couple Ever - the best story ever, but you're still not getting you hands on it. back |
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