| KOALA GATEAUX AMBUSH |
| NEW!!! Ever given a flying fuck what Jonnyhead thinks about STUFF? No? Me neither. But still, you can read his diary by following this link to DigForFire - The Secret KGA Dossier on Jonnyhead's hilarious adventures. Welcome, stranger, to the home of Koala Gateaux Ambush, one of planet earth's most exciting new bands on the planet, ever, so far. Everything you could want to know about KGA, and a lot of things you probably didn't want to know, you can find right here, or at least there'll be a link to somewhere where you can find it, or somewhere where you can find something even more interesting about something related to KGA, vaguely related to KGA, or not related at all to KGA, but still worthy of your attention for a number of reasons, be they educational reasons, entertainment reasons or other reasons, however not titillation reasons, there is no porn contained in this site, and indeed no links to places where you can find any porn. Should you wish to find porn, there are plenty of places where you can do that, but just remember: "Not on my patch, funster!" Enjoy my koala/gateaux-related shenanigans! Email me at [email protected] or, even better: [email protected]. 'Koalas? Gateaux? Excuse me if I fail to see the connection...bunch of arse mate!' - just one of the many deranged missives posted in the guestbook by scary mentalists. Check it out! |
| "where duffel shenanigans will not be tolerated" |
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| people have been touched by the hand of KGA. You just joined 'em. |
| HERE COMES THE REBIRTH! The more eagle-eyed among you will have noticed a slight change in this site. The reason for this is that Homestead took it upon themselves to hold out their grubby little hands and make me pay for the privilege of making my site. Would you pay for this crap? No, me neither, and thus I shifted the whole shebang to this Geocities site, hosted by the lovely Yahoo! people. Yay for me! Check out what remains of the old site HERE, and if you have any illegal porn you'd like me to leave on the Homestead site, send it to me! This line constitutes an update which should stop Geocities deleting this phat shit, yo. I wonder if any human being will ever, ever see this sentence. I could call you whatever I want! You...you fucking...chumps! Smell it! |