| Unsurprisingly, there are much better sites than this on the web. Should the amateurish nature of this site not have put you off the internet, go to these fantastic places.... JONNYHEAD-RELATED SITES Old Skool - If you're a hardcore KGA fan, you'll know that we moved to the lovely Geocities world from a place of fear an terror known as 'The Homestead World Of DEATH!'. Here is the message Harry Manback left behind at the old URL. Go check it out, and viva la revolution, comrade! Dig For Fire - Jonnyhead's mysterious blog site, which may or may not be under constant surveillance by The Man, because of the juicy gossip it may or may not contain. OK Has A Mutual Axe Bag - Jonnyhead's photo album, featuring drinking, hats, weird trippy effects and Bert Raccoon. SPAFF-RELATED SITES Spaffmonkey's Hideout - ever wondered about what Spaffmonkey gets up to in his spare time? Well, when he's not hanging out with his cool rock star mates or drooling over Vanessa Upton, he very occassionally adds a small amount of stuff to this site. Go here, you crazy fool! BANDS Enough Rope -'half-heartedly fighting a sense of increasing pointlessness' 52 Teenagers: The Unofficial Site - there's not 52 of them, and they're not all Teenagers. But then there wasn't anyone called Smith in The Smiths, and there were only three people in the Ben Folds Five. And The Police had no law enforcement powers whatsoever. Panda Flan Attack - a site run by small mice, dedicated to the world's most underrated band, Panda Flan Attack. Quirito - a site run by even smaller mice, dedicated to the second greatest band with a name no-one understands, after JJ72. Monkey Marzipan Malevolence - ever wondered who the fudge MMM are? Don't expect to be enlightened by this site, which has only one page. It does have an interesting marzipan-related poll, though. The Tool Page - semi-official site with everything there is to know about the world's greatest phallic metal uberlords. Smashing Pumpkins - the official site of the sadly-missed grunge-metal geniuses, with a whole section of the notice board dedicated to made-up rumours. The #1 place to find Billy Corgan's crazed ramblings! Shoplifter's Union - excessively devotional Smiths site. Don't go here if you hate The Smiths. Obviously. GUITAR TABS Tabology - (formerly Scarlet Monkey) fantabulous tab site with loads of groovy tab. Go here! Pixies tab - for anyone who appreciates the true genius of Pixies. You know you wanna play 'Monkey Gone To Heaven'. Go here to find out how... OTHER Little Red Monkee - you wanna see a slightly disturbing dancing monkey? Damn right you do, fool! Family.org Music Reviews - fantastic site. Reviews of contemporary CDs by Bible Belt loonies. Laugh at the way they cream themselves over Eminem. Mwa-hahahaha! |
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