| Of course, it is, as they say 'early doors' for KGA, and little of interest has been recorded yet. However, one mini-album does exist. The tracklisting is as follows: 'KOALA GATEAUX AMBUSH ATE MY HAMSTER' 1. No More Monkey Pie For Me, Baby (This Monkey Pie Ain't Free, Baby) (3.07) 2. Kiss My Lemon-Fresh Butt (4.56) 3. Queens Of The Stone Age Ate My Curly Wurly (2.19) 4. Gong Song (0.05) 5. Please, Please, Please Don't Put My Panda In The Blender (5.42) 6. Gong Song (Reprise) (0.05) 7. Has Anybody Seen Gerald? Oh, There He Is (feat. Gerald) (19.04) 8. No More Monkey Pie For Me (This Monkey Pie Ain't Free, Baby) (Money Can't Buy Me Dub Mix) - remixed by Pete Precious and the Ghetto Bitch Collective (29.34) However, more releases are on the horizon, looming like a big koala, only a koala with tunes. The debut full-length album 'I Don't Go In For Those Duffel Shenanigans', produced by Cantankerous Colin, and rumoured to feature collaborations with the likes of New York gangsta rapper Podgy Leonard, is currently being baked like a great big cake. A rock cake, if you will. Rumours suggest that it will be released when the winds of Thor blow across the surface of Neptune and the winged messengers of doom and pestilence arrive to avenge the fact that they stopped making Vice Versas. Even further in the future, possibly coinciding with the time when humanity develops an extra pair of chromosomes and ascends to a higher plane of consciousness, there will be a single entitled 'Koala(In A Microwave)'. There will also be an album of remixes of tracks from the debut album entitled 'I Do Go In For These Remix Shenanigans (KGA Urban Dub Concept)', featuring remixes by the members of PFA, and possibly Icelandic nutjob Bjork. Happily, we can confirm that neither Cornershop nor MoHoBiShoPi will be appearing on any KGA records. So we can all drink to that! Hopefully, we will have two songs online shortly in RealMedia format. The songs are likely to be 'Queens Of The Stone Age Ate My Curly Wurly (Instrumental Version)' and another instrumental song, a metal version of The Wu-Tang Clan's 'Gravel Pit' entitled 'G_[ravel Pit]'. The songs have been described as 'bollocks, unmitigated bollocks' by M'n'M, who also added 'Jonnyhead is a candy-ass, monkey-piss rat-rat joker!'. |
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