| Welcome to an all-new, government-approved feature of the KGA Official Website. Every month, poor losers like you can win some material possessions in order to fill the gaping voids in your pathetic, dreary little existences. Read on! SEPTEMBER's BRAND SPANKING NEW COMPETITION!!! WIN SOMETHING! OR SOMETHING ELSE! This month's unique prize is a box of Fox's luxury biscuits from G_[wrd]'s own personal collection, and a signed CD of Damon Acejoy's trumpet reworking of 'Bootylicious' by Destiny's Child, 'I'm Too Fucking Bootylicious For Destiny's Child'. Just answer this month's simple question: Both Destiny's Child and Damon Acejoy claim to have the best 'booty'. But whose butt is the biggest, Beyonce's or Damon Acejoy's? To determine who's the daddy in a tie-break situation, you should also complete the following sentence in no less than some words:'It'll be a cold day in Hell before I recognise _________ as a band'. Answers can be e-mithered to either [email protected] or [email protected]. Include the words 'It's All Just A Big Panda Melange, Really' in the subject line. Alternatively, write your answer on a football and kick it through Spaffmonkey's window. LAST MONTH'S RESULT! ANOTHER ROLLOVER! Once again, no-one won last month's competition. The correct answer was that scallops are a panda's second favourite food after bamboo, and they like to wash it down with a cool glass of Ocean Spray cranberry juice. Rules: only one entry per day. The adjudicator's decision is final. KGA accept no responsibility for you being dumb enough to not know the answer, however we will accept bribes or offers of sexual activity in place of an actual answer. In fact, we'd kinda prefer it. You know, it's been a long time since anyone showed any interest of that kind, so it's be much appreciated, particularly if you're quite attractive. Not that I go on looks, or that I'm fussy. Well, you know, just try it and see how far you get, eh? Come on...please? Disclaimer: KGA reserve the right to frighten your pets with high-pitched whistles, steal your milk, and turn the numbers on your door upside down. |
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