| Legal beavers are gnawing at the gristle on my kneecaps and pestering me to place this thingy, the disclaimer, here for all you people to read. So, look, just read on and no-one gets hurt, okay? if there are any problems, go see a doctor, or the Citizen's Advice Bureau or whatever, cos I just don't wanna know okay? I mean, I've got my own problems, you know? This website ain't gonna run itself and I got whole load of complaints letters to write anbout the poor quality of daytime TV, so just keep your whining to yourself. you got that? Man, some people are just... Psychotic Cushion Records accepts no responsibilty for the content of this independently run website and does not endorse it in any way, in fact they think it's pretty shit compared to the Panda Flan Attack site. The makers of this site accept no responsibilty for any hair loss caused by the viewing of this website. This also goes for blindness, the runs or anything else. Coincidences do happen, right? It was your own stupid fault, okay? Dumbass! If you are offended by any of the content of this website, simply send a pile of hate mail like normal people, don't go rushing to the authorities, cos I don't have any money, right? You'd be sueing up the wrong tree, mate! We never made you look at the site. If you're disappointed cos you stumbled accross it while searching for koala porn, then it's you with the fucking problem, mate, not me. The makers of this site reserve the right to wear women's underwear whilst doing the washing up. By reading this disclaimer you have waived most of your fundamental human rights and have, as such, foregone your soul and left it to drift through eternal limbo waiting to be claimed by our Lord Satan and his daemons of the netherworld. Thank you. |
| THE DISCLAIMER |