1. The Carnarvon Blues. A song of protest

2. Zen and the Art of GP-ing. Evidence Based Medicine between nine &five

3. A dialogue. Runny noses, and how to run with them

4. Carnarvon Nights. An adults-only tearjerker of a song

5. Boozy Blues. A night that left me with a mark

6. Care/Cure. A Sciencefictionist view

7. Sinterklaas. How the anglophones coped with Dutch Doggerels

8. Those Bloody Blues. Distilled Misery

9. Sunset Boulevard. That's what Gnarloo does to you.

10. The old man and his garden. A feeble attempt at a parable

11. The Roadkill Blues. An idea Lee, CJ and I kicked around for a while

12. Musing on a medical conference. A taxpayer's view.

13. Tribute to the beauty of the male body: A drugdinner in Carnarvon

14. Anaesthetics. Speak no evil....

15. The Gorleston Blues. An ode to Norfolk

15. Grease.Verbose adiposities

15. In the footsteps of Dirk Hartog. Cloggies and Ozzies