Well I had vowed to stop the drinking
To keep it at a beer or two
But I lie here in bed stinking
And of her name I have no clue
I hope them's winestains on the sheets
And I'm sure I'm married too

So I nibbled at my arm
Gnawed through muscle skin and bone
If this woman is all that I can do
Well then I'd rather be alone

This is the boozy blues
A night which left me with a mark
And when they call me one-armed Kees
I say 't was a lovebite from a shark.