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Single Chapter Stories

Boredom Fighters!: PG: My first story, though not really a story, just me talking with the Turtles.

Body Art: PG: The art of painting the body, with Mike. Some innuendo.

Ophidiophobia: PG: "The fear of snakes" staring Leonardo. A young Leonardo ventures out into the sewers alone.

Parking Garage of Hell: PG: Part 1: Ahh, the joy of parking garages...based on real experiences.
Adventures in Shopping: PG: Part 2: And shopping in the mall with four guys...based on real experiences.

Our Turn: PG-13 - R: The TMNT characters decide to write an adventure with me. A LOT of innuendo, and Venus makes an appearance.

Karra: PG: A one shot that I probably won't expand upon. A girl signs up for an experimental treatment to save her life.

A Good Pun is its Own Reword: PG-13-R: This idea hit me and wouldn't let go until I had written this. Guaranteed to have you holding your sides or your stomach! Nothing gory, just bad jokes, corny pick-up lines and puns!

Venus' Valediction: G: Also titled Venus' Last Veneration, a short good-bye from Venus to her fans. Written in response to her disappearance from the Official site awhile ago.

Soul Searching: G: I kinda lost where I was going with this story. I may pick it up at some point in the future.

Out of Time: PG: A new generation of Ninja Turtles take a trip to the past to stop an insane scientist.

The Sword Incident: PG-PG-13: Based off a silly RP scene. Some "adult" language.

The Ninja Turtle Hunter: PG: What happens when Steve Irwin, The Crocodile Hunter, goes in search of the TMNT? I have no idea, but it gave me a good laugh. Best Cross Over - 2nd place. Best Short Story.

The Secret of the Ooze: PG: A telling of the creation of the mutagen ooze in the movie's timeline.

Ripples: PG-13: Original meant to be a series, but I don't think I'll continue it. Illustrations for this story are here.

Ninja Turtle Halloween Series.

Shadows of the Mind: PG-13: My Halloween 2001 fic. The guys take Shadow out trick-or-treating only to encounter a powerful new enemy. Scariest - 2nd place

The Attic: PG-13: 2002 Halloween special. I didn't know the lair had an attic, did you? Bwhahahahahaha! Rated for swearing and spooky stuff.

The Cursed Crown: PG: 2003 Halloween special. Kali's the victim of a malicious Halloween "prank". And it turns out that my Halloween fics aren't quite "random adventures" after all...

Spirit Strike: PG: 2004 Halloween special. Old hate doesn't rest easily, as the Turtles are one again reminded.

Noises in the Dark: PG: 2005 Halloween special. Just a normal day at the lair, except for those who don't know it's not a normal day...

Multi-Chapter Stories/Series'

Dragon Lore: Finished - Revised 03-08-02: R: NT:TNM. A new player has entered the war between the Turtles and the Dragon Lord. But which side are they on, and what are their plans?
Legacy: Currently being rewritten: R: Sequel to Dragon Lore, focusing on Venus' increasing power and the return of the Foot.
Origins: Finished: PG: Series of prequels to Dragon Lore and NT:TNM.

Missing Pieces: Finished: G: From the cartoon universe, Shredder and Krang devise a plan to discover the Turtles' lair. Introducing Angel, an amnesiac the Turtles take in.
Cassidy's Story: Finished: G: Prequel/sequel to Missing Pieces.
Veronica: Finished: R: An escaped mental patient comes to New York and causes trouble.

Chaos: Finished: PG-13: Movies universe. The Shredder returns, but not quite as you'd expect.

Midori: Finished: PG-13: Movie universe (not connected to Chaos) This takes a slightly different twist on the female Turtle idea. Best Original Character - 3rd place - Midori
The Challenge: Finished: PG-13: A short prequel to Midori I entered in the 2002 Fan Fic Challenge.

Divine Eyes: Finished: R: My first TMNT/Reality TV crossover. Parody of Big Brother.

Who's Fic is it Anyway?: Incomplete/Finished: PG: The TMNT star on Whose Line is it Anyway?, with me hosting. The story is now open and waiting for suggestions.

A Normal Life: Incomplete/Finished: PG: Leo, Mike, Don, and Raphael are in their senior year of high school, lets see how "normal" their life is, even as humans. This is an AU fic.

Crash and Burn: Finished: R: The origin story for my RP self. How I met the Turtles and some of my history.

Pleasant Dreams, Waking Nightmare: Finished: R(maybe light NC-17, nothing overly graphic): An unknown force takes hold of the Turtle's lives and it's a race against time to stop it before it strikes again. Sexual Content.

Duck and Cover: Finished: PG: A "lost" cartoon episode. Shredder's trying to destroy Christmas! And the Turtles meet a new mutant. Can they save Christmas and help their new friend find his inner hero?

UPDATED! 11-26-04 Zero: Incomplete/Finished: Rated PG: Donatello's stumbled across a cool new computer the likes of which he's never seen before. Now, he just has to figure out how to work it. Or should I say... her?

TMNT Poetry on the poetry page.

Mature Readers Only! My NC-17 rated fics are here. Not for younger readers.