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Most people I meet who teach English are in their early 20s. Some have lived alone (maybe in college), and some never let go of mommy's apron strings until they arrive here.

Few of those who come here know how how to cook. Back in Canada, they ate instant noodles and microwave pizza. In Korea, they end up eating ramyeon (instant noodles), kimbap (a Korean imitation of sushi) and microwaved pizza. Pardon my ego, but I am going to put an stop to that.

The Weapons Of A Well-Armed Cook
K's Collection of Culinary Creations and Concoctions
Cookbooks and Other Resources

Here's a photo of me cooking in my apartment
Me, cooking at home in Korea

For those who don't know how to cook but want to, or those who don't want to eat (or can't eat) Korean food, this page is for you. (Korean food makes me vomit - literally, not figuratively. There is nothing locally grown that doesn't make me physically ill.)

This started as a starter kit for those just getting started as cook. I then included a few basic recipes of my own to add to the mix. I then topped it off with a sprinkling of other resources, such as a freeware cookbook downloaded from the Ziff-Davis website (it is in the Windows HLP file format). For the aforementioned "college cooks", the "Vending Machine Cuisine" will bring back memories. (For me, it brings back my breakfast!)

The Weapons Of A Well-Armed Cook

To cook properly, you don't need a hundred hooks on a wall and a different utensil on each. You can cook just about anything with only nine items in your kitchen:

The pan will run you 10,000-20,000 depending on the quality, and the rest can be purchased for 2,000-6,000 won each, all for less than 50,000 won and they will last you for a year. (I would recommend a cast iron pan rather than stainless, but they are not sold in Korea.) And I would definitely recommend you bring a can opener with you from Canada. Aside from those sold in Carrefour which are French made, can openers for sale in Korea are junk.

A cutting board is essential because the counters in Korean apartments are often not the best (Do you really want paint flakes in your food?) nor is cutting directly on a table a great idea. Plus, you can lift the board and use it to dump food into a pan. Thin flexible plastic boards cost as little as 2000 won (C$2.40).

Why is a wooden spoon better? Because wood doesn't melt when left in a pan of boiling food, and the wood won't conduct heat and burn your hand when you grab it! (Duh!)

There are some other things that make cooking easier and I would recommend, but you can live without them. They are either more expensive, are not needed if you don't buy certain foods, or can be substituted for with one of the items listed above:

  • a vegetable peeler
  • a potato masher
  • a grater for vegetables and bread
  • a long bread knife
  • a blender (a cheap one-speed model is good enough)
  • a toaster oven (a roasting oven is better - do NOT buy a microwave oven!)
  • a smaller stainless steel pan, suitable for boiling
  • a coffee maker (one with an on/off switch is enough)

Small ovens on a low temperature can reheat or thaw frozen food just as well as a microwave, even if it does take longer. Anyway, how do you toast bread in a microwave? Toaster ovens are available in many department stores for 20,000-50,000 won.

For the more ambitious like myself who can bake bread, cookies, cakes, pastries, or roast meat and whole birds, an oven with a timer and temperature guage is a necessity. Unfortunately, finding ovens like these is difficult, but they do exist and will run you 50,000-100,000 won. (The ovens I am speaking of are the size of microwave ovens. Larger ovens can be purchased, but they are the size of stoves and cost upwards of 250,000 won.)

A second pan is essential if you are going to cook more than one thing at a time (eg. pasta and sauce), or boil vegetables. A small blender can be useful for chopping meat, vegetables or fruit quickly. (Have you never made your own smoothies?)

For those like me who live on coffee, brewing at home is a must. Starbucks in Korea is worse than in Canada but just as expensive, and the many "coffee and hof (beer)" establishments in Korea serve instant coffee. (It's instant, but it ain't coffee!) With rare exceptions, the best cup of coffee you will get in Korea is at home.

A bread knife is needed only if you buy real bread from the few places that sell it. If you think "Wonder" is real bread, then just buy the "bread" in Korean bakeries and you will do fine. For those who prefer real, solid, heavy breads (think Buns Master) there are places you can find it.

Finally, a grater is handy for chopping fruits and vegetables into recipes and salads. If you don't want to buy it and are adept with a carving knife, you can do the job just as well by hand.

Now, onto the recipes!

K's Collection of Culinary Creations and Concoctions

I make no claims to be the Galloping Gourmet (if you know who that was, then you and I need to hide our ages) or Jamie Oliver but I am fairly good in the kitchen. I occasionally cook and give food to friends who can't, or I sometimes make food to take to work and eat it in front of westerners who aren't my friends (thus invoking a little jealousy).

A trampy Ontario woman I once worked with screamed at me "WHERE DID YOU GET RICE CRISPIES SQUARES?!?!" I sat quietly eating with an evil grin while she stood there fuming. Whether it offends you or not, I am proud to say I haven't eaten Korean food since August 2002 because I know where to get real food in Seoul and know how to cook it.

Below is a list of some recipes I make regularly. I also make many others (eg. Shepherd's Pie, roast and Yorkshire pudding) that would be too much for most people to do. So I put down the simpler recipes, those that don't require exotic food or utensils to make, especially since not everyone who visits my site looking for advice lives in Seoul and has access to all the ingredients. (I can just imagine somebody in Mokpo or Cheju saying, "Hey, ya jerk, Whaddabout me!?"

Go veggies!
I am also making a point of posting mostly healthy recipes and a fair number of vegetarian ones as well. The plethora of fast food joints in Korea is sickening. (The fat in a Popeye's chicken "dinner" could make you gag.)

For all the talk about Korean food being healthy and fat free, most westerners I know end up leaving Korea fatter than when they arrived. Don't let your waist go to waste just because you want to eat western instead of Korean. Many who tried a midnight run lost their physical health first (through excessive drinking and junk food) before losing their mental health.

This is not meant to be a be-all-and-end-all of cooking nor is it an entire diet to live on. It is meant to be a starting point, to show you that cooking is easy. Kitchens aren't booby-trapped and won't blow up if you touch anything...unless, of course, you do something dumb like leave the gas on and light a cigarette.

Get stuck in and cook! Except for undercooked meat and eggs, nothing you can try will kill you.

Pancakes That Go Like Hotcakes

Ingredients: (makes 2-4 servings)

  • hotcake mix
  • eggs
  • milk
  • vegetable oil
  • a half lemon or lemon juice concentrate
  • maple syrup (NOT optional!)
    Costco and a few import stores sell genuine Canadian maple syrup...made in the USA.
  • fruit sauce (optional)
  • whipped cream (optional)

Korean brands of hotcake mixes have slightly different recipes, but adding eggs and either water or milk. Follow the recipe on the container and prepare the mix. Because most Korean apartments have gas, the heat is higher than electric. To prevent hotcakes from burning, use extra milk to make the mix slightly runny.

On your griddle or frying pan, use a small amount of vegetable oil and and turn it to a medium heat. (Butter is not suitable for pancakes, soy oil burns, and olive oil burns very quickly plus it tastes terrible when you fry food in it.) The pan is hot enough when you can throw in a drop of water and it bounces.

Pour the pancake mix in until it is about 10-12cm in diameter (slightly bigger than your palm). When the top of the pancake is no longer runny, it is ready to flip. If you smell the pancake catching in the pan, flip it now even if it still runny. Turn down the heat slightly.

You should be able to make a pile of pancakes like this. They will store in the refridgerator for a day, so if you make extra, save them for dinner, a snack, or breakfast the next day.

Serve them hot with maple syrup, fruit, and maybe whipped cream. Squirt on lemon juice and sugar if you can't find syrup in the stores. Enjoy.

Omelette, Oh My Lot, Life Goes On....

Ingredients: (makes 1 serving)

  • 3 eggs
  • butter
  • seasonings (use oregano, pepper, or other seasoning for flavour)
  • four pieces of bacon, chopped (optional)
  • 1/3 of a medium onion, diced (optional)
  • diced green or red bell pepper (optional)
  • 1/4 of a diced tomato (optional)
  • 40g cheese, 5mm cubed (optional)

Break the eggs into a bowl, careful to remove any pieces of shell that might have fallen in. Add in whatever other ingredients you like and stir. In your pan, melt a small amount of butter over a low to medium heat.

(Do NOT use Korean margarine! It is even worse than North American margarine and burns within a minute on any heat! It also tastes terrible!)

Pour the bowl into the pan and cook slowly, scraping the edges. When the top appears to be solidifying, work the spatula under the edge and flip the omelette. (If it breaks, who cares? It all goes down the same way and tastes just as good.) Serve it with toast and some coffee, and you can take on the world.

Sacre Bleu! The French Are Toast!

Ingredients:

  • eggs
  • bread
  • butter
  • maple syrup
  • fruit or fruit sauce
  • icing sugar

In a large bowl, break some eggs, about one egg for every 2-3 pieces of bread. Put your skillet on a medium heat with a little butter.

Dip a piece of bread in the eggs and coat both sides. Place it into the frying pan and cook until the egg is solid on both sides. (Yes, you do flip the thing.) Do this to each piece of bread, adding more butter as necessary.

As with pancakes, eat them now or store the extras in the fridge for up to a day to reheat and eat. Serve it with fruit and sprinkle some icing sugar on top.

You can't find icing sugar in the stores? Just grind some granulated sugar (what you use in coffee and tea) in your blender for 10-15 seconds!

Sassy salsa

I include this recipe because salsas for sale in Korea are either medium or hot. When it comes to spiciness, Koreans have no concept of the word "mild".

Ingredients:

  • one can of tomatoes or four fresh
  • one medium onion
  • 1/2 teaspoon of chili powder (adjust for taste)
  • one chopped jalapeno or other hot Korean pepper
    (take out the seeds unless you enjoy instant death)
  • a half cup of pinto, black beans, lentils or refried beans (optional)
Dice the onion finely with a knife or a grater. Put two tomatoes or half the can in a blender for about 3 seconds and dice the rest. In a mixing bowl, combine the ingredients and stir for several minutes to let the chili powder coat everything.

Store in the fridge up to a week in a closed container. If you serve it for a party, give it a few minutes to warm up. Serve it with corn or tortilla chips which are for sale in many places, or with tortillas in a mexican dish.

Mashed Potatoes (and potato salad!)

Ingredients: (makes 1 serving)

  • 1 potato, slightly bigger than a fist
  • 1/8th cup of milk
  • tiny pat of butter

Peel and chop the potatoes into 2cm�2cm�2cm cubes or thereabouts. Boil them in water until you can poke a fork into them easily. (If you boil them too long, they turn to mush.) Boiling potatoes is like melting ice: the smaller the pieces, the faster they melt (or cook, as the case may be).

Once cooked, drain thoroughly and add a splash of milk. If you have a potato masher, go crazy. If you don't have one, a well made bamboo cooking spoon will crush them against the side of the pan just as well.

Mix the potatoes and milk as you mash, and add a little butter too or save the butter to put on the plate.

Extra ingredients for potato salad:

  • a pinch of paprika
  • 1/8th of a diced onion (optional)
  • diced bell pepper (optional)
  • chopped cooked bacon (optional)
Prepare the potato the same as for mashed, but don't add any butter. Once cooked, add the paprika and whatever other ingredients you like. (Add at least one! Otherwise, what's the point?) Mix and serve warm or cold.

Steamed Korean rice

This is a basic recipe for cooking Korean rice, which is a very different rice from what is grown in North America. Personally, I prefer Indian Basmati rice.

Ingredients: (makes 2-4 servings)

  • 2 cups of water
  • 2 cups of rice

Pour the rice into a cooking pot. Fill the pot nearly to the brim with cold water, then pour the water out. The rice will remain at the bottom of the pot. Repeat this process 4 or 5 times, or until the water seems quite clear. Rinsing the rice in this manner eliminates any excess starch.

Cover the rice with 2 cups water and let it stand for 30 minutes. Bring to a boil, reduce the heat and steam for 20 minutes or until dry.

(From: The Korean Cookbook, By Judy Hyun)

Toaster Pizza

Ingredients:

  • tortillas
  • tomato paste (or sauce if not available)
  • seasonings
    ("Italian seasonings" or "pasta seasonings")
  • miscellaneous toppings from your fridge or the store
  • cheese (mozzarella, cheddar, colby, whatever)
Spread some tomato paste on a tortilla and add a little seasoning. Then add whatever ingredients you want or have: ham, bacon, mushrooms, pineapple chunks (dry them out first!), bell peppers, dried tomato, anchovies, etc. Cover it lightly with some cheese and bake in your toaster oven on a low to medium heat until the cheese is browned.

What's Italian for Bon appetit...?

Fajitas for colds

Ingredients:

  • a bag of tortillas
  • mild homemade salsa or a bottle of "Old El Paso"
    (You will not find mild OEP salsa in Korea, only medium or hot.)
  • bell peppers, chopped
  • grated cheese (cheddar, colby, etc.)
  • Korean green onions, chopped (optional)
  • fajita sauce mix (from import shops or the black market)
  • chicken or beef strips, about 500g

Cook the sauce and beef as per the packet recipe. Serve on a table, picking and choosing the ingredients as you go. Nice for a lazy Sunday or a group of friends.

K-ole Slaw

Ingredients: (makes 3-5 servings)

  • green cabbage (about the size of three fists)
  • red cabbage (about the size of one fist)
  • two medium sized carrots
  • 200ml of salad dressing (caesar, ranch, or another creamy dressing)
  • cheese cubed into 5mm pieces (optional)
  • finely diced green bell pepper (optional)

Finely chop the vegetables (a grater works much faster) and mix them in a large bowl with about 200ml of salad dressing. If you use mayonnaise instead of a seasoned salad dressing, add something like as a pinch of a vegetable boullion cube to give it a little "kick".

Stir and store in the fridge for up to a few days. It makes an easy and good summer side dish, served with a piece of meat and a potato.

Seren-Dip-ity

Ingredients:

  • cherry tomatoes (for the ignorant, these are the tiny tomatoes)
  • carrots
  • broccoli
  • cucumber
  • bell peppers
    (the mild red and green peppers we find in the west)
  • long Korean green peppers
    (the mild kind that are served with kalbi, not the hot ones)
  • whole mushrooms

And whatever else you can find that looks good as finger food, even cooked jumbo shrimp on toothpicks. For anything large like carrots and cucumber, chop them into sticks. Put everything on a tray or in a closed container in the fridge until ready for use.

For a vegetable dip, you can choose one of two options. (You can find dip on the black market or in import shops, but I would not buy them because they can spoil easily. These are safer.)

  • premade:
    Use a bottle of creamy salad dressing, such as a ranch or caesar. It may be the lazy way, but people don't even notice the difference.
  • homemade:
    Let a container of sour cream warm up for a few minutes. With a spoon, mix in a packet of instant soup such as onion soup, a cream of mushroom or a cream of celery, and maybe even some homemade bacon bits, or maybe ground onion or bell peppers. Store it in the fridge until you are ready to use it.
Dead easy, it takes minutes, and is a healthier party option than potato chips.

This is not just good for parties! Instead of making salad everyday or eating junk for a snack, reach into the fridge for this when you are hungry, it will keep for a week.

K's DMZ Chili

Ingredients: (makes 3-5 servings)

  • a can of tomatoes (the bigger the better) or 6-8 fresh ones
  • a whole medium or large onion
  • one or more cans or cups of rehydrated beans
    red kidney, black, garbanzo, pintos, etc.
  • 450g of browned ground beef/chicken/pork/bacon
    (optional for vegetarians)
  • one or more finely diced peppers
    (use bell peppers or Korean peppers whether hot or not)
  • one teaspoon or more of chili powder

Dice the onion and mix the ingredients into a large covered pan and simmer over a low heat for about 30-40 minutes, adding water if it is drying out (you can hear crackling or the bottom of the pan looks dry when you stir it). Serve it while it is hot, or store it in the fridge up to two days.

Add or remove the ingredients you do or don't like. Varying the recipe will also make eating it often not as boring.

Vegetarians I know like the recipe. The only knock with a veggie option is that without the meat, the chili tends to be watery and not so heavy.

Currying Favours

Ingredients: (makes 2-3 servings)

  • 1/2 to 1 litre of water
  • 2 tablespoons of curry powder or one packaged curry block
  • 2-3 carrots, chopped
  • 2-3 potatoes, chopped
  • 1 medium onion chopped (not diced)
  • 1 Korean green onion, chopped crossway (small circles) (optional)
  • 1 cup of rehydrated orange lentils (optional)
  • 300-450g of precooked chicken or pork (optional)
Add or remove the optional ingredients as desired, and add others you might think of that I have not mentioned. Don't remove too many ingredients or the curry will taste "empty".

Cook the carrot and potato with some water in a skillet until tender. Add the curry powder or block to the pan and give it a few minutes to dissolve.

Add the onion, the meat, lentils or any other ingredients. Simmer together on a low heat for 10-20 minutes, stirring constantly until the curry thickens. Serve it with cooked rice, nan bread or pappadums. Yums.

A Soup-er Recipe

Ingredients: (makes 4-6 servings)

  • 2 litres of bottled water
  • 2 boullion cubes
    (vegetable, beef, chicken, pork, fish, tomyam, etc.)
  • a 300ml can of tomatoes
  • a carrots
  • a potatoes
  • green Korean onions
    (these are long and look like European leeks)
  • one Korean radish (potato sized)
  • canned or rehydrated beans or lentils
  • any other vegetables that tickle your fancy
  • a half kilogram of cooked chopped meat (optional)
  • one cup of cooked rice (optional)
  • one cup of cooked pasta (optional)
    (small pasta, like a macaroni or a fusilli)

Boil some of the water and cook the vegetables after chopping them into small pieces. (They are cooked when you can easily pierce them with a fork.) If you add them to water in this order, they will finish cooking at roughly the same time:

  • carrots: 15-20 minutes
  • radish: 12-15 minutes
  • potato: 5-10 minutes

The vegetables listed are suggestions not requirements. Add or remove things that tickle your fancy. (I sometimes add frozen peas or corn to the mix.) Cut up the canned tomatoes beforehand if they are whole. (Do not drain them!)

After cooking, mix the remaining vegetable ingredients, the boullion cubes, and the meat (if used) then slowly simmer on a low heat for 15-30 minutes. Then add in the rice or pasta and simmer for five more minutes. (Do not overcook the rice or pasta! It will turn to mush!)

Serve it with bread or salad for a light meal. This recipe takes practice, trial and error. I still sometimes end up with inedible soups, though they are usually good.

The recipe as I have written it is quite large and makes 4-6 meals' worth. If you want a smaller size, minimize the ingredients.

Bolognaise, Just Like Mama-Mia Used To Make

Ingredients: (makes 3-4 servings)

  • one can/bottle of pomodora (romaine) tomatoes OR:
  • one can of tomatoes or 3-4 fresh AND a can of tomato paste
  • one medium onion, finely diced or pureed (optional)
  • 500g of beef (NOT hamburger!) (optional for vegetarians)
  • 1-2 teaspoons of "Italian seasonings"
  • pasta made from duram wheat semolina (Mediterranean pasta)
  • olive oil, the more virgin the better
  • green and red bell peppers, finely diced (optional)

In a large pan, pour in the tomatoes (and sauce if used), the seasonings, and add the beef, onions and/or peppers. If you are using canned tomatoes, drain them before adding to the sauce or it will become runny.

Simmer on low to medium heat for close to an hour to ensure the meat cooks thoroughly and falls apart in the sauce. Add a little olive oil for flavouring.

(Ground beef is a 20th century idea and bolognaise is a recipe going back to the Rennaisance. Real Italians - at least, my neighbors who taught me how to cook - don't use hamburger in their recipes.)

To cook pasta properly, fill a pan half way with water and add a tablespoon or two of olive oil. Once boiling, add the pasta to the water and make sure it softens and is entirely in the water as quickly as possible.

There is only one accurate way to tell if pasta is cooked properly, or al dente: lift some of the pasta out of the boiling water and squeeze it between your fingers. It hurts, but it's the best way. The instant you can squeeze completely through the pasta, it is done. (I don't mean you put your hands into the boiling water, you ninny! Use your cooking tongs to lift some onto a plate!)

Mediterranean pasta when cooked properly remains golden in colour and firm to the touch. If it is swollen like a bunch of white worms, such as they serve at Pizza Hut, it is ruined. Additionally, pasta made with Mediterranean wheat is the only pasta that maintains its golden colour and firmness when cooked. Canadian wheat makes a great bread, but it makes a terrible pasta.

(Okay, use ground beef if you have to....)

Fish in sauce, for the halibut

Ingredients:

  • fresh fish filets (cod, tuna, halibut, or whatever)
  • instant soup mix (cream of onion, cream of mushroom, or similar soup)
  • a lemon or lemon juice concentrate
  • disposable tin-foil containers with lids (these are available everywhere)
In a disposable tin-foil container, place the fresh (or frozen) fish filets, and maybe add some fresh slow-cooking vegetables beside them (carrots, asparagus, broccoli, among others). Cut some lemon slices and put them over the fish, or squeeze/pour lemon juice instead. Add about a � cup of water for each piece of fish, but not more than half the height of the fish. Pour the water around the fish, not on it, or the lemon juice will wash out.

Cover the container and place it in an oven at 170�C for about 40 minutes. If you don't have an oven, place a metal grill over your gas element and put the tray on it, cooking on a low to medium heat for 40 minutes.

For a sauce, take half a packet of instant soup mix, add a few teaspoons of lemon juice, and about a � cup of water, stirring with a fork. If you have a metal bowl, put the sauce on the element next to the fish a few minutes before it is finished.

Serve the fish on plates with the sauce on the side. With mashed or baked potatoes and boiled vegetables alongside, you will impress anybody.

Beating Your Breast With Pride

Ingredients:

  • chicken breast (or other piece of bird)
  • a small can of tomatoes
  • a pinch of seasonings
  • olive oil
  • long pasta (spaghettini, vermicellini, etc.)
  • grated parmesan cheese (optional)

Want an instant recipe to impress the girls/boys, to cook while one is watching, or for yourself when you have no inclination to cook? This one is dead easy.

Boil chicken. Drain water. Add tomatoes. Add seasoning. Cook on low heat. Cook pasta. Drain. Serve on plate. Sprinkle parmesan.

With some precooked chicken in the fridge, you can do this in 10 minutes, and it tastes almost the same as Earl's chicken breast with pasta. You can also buy bottles of "marinara" sauces in most stores and substitute them for the tomatoes and seasonings.

K's Three Minute Masterpiece

Ingredients:

  • 1 cup of frozen shrimp
  • 1 cup frozen vegetables
  • a 210g bowl of precooked rice OR
  • one or two nests of egg noodles OR
    (several halal and islamic shops in Itaewon sell them)
  • Korean soft rice noodles
    (found in most stores, just heat and eat)
  • 1/2 cube of boullion (vegetable, shrimp, fish or tomyam are best)

Too damned tired to cook after six hours of screaming kids? Here's a healthy meal in a bowl, made in three minutes.

Boil some shrimp, vegetables and half of a boullion cube in water for three minutes. (Bagged frozen vegetables sold in Korea are precooked.) If you want rice, put the unopened bowl into a different pot of boiling water at the same time or open it slightly and microwave it for 30-60 seconds. If you want noodles, add the nests to the boiling water after the shrimp and veggies have been boiling for one minute.

Once boiled for three minutes in total, drain slightly (keep a little of the water) and dump everything into a big bowl and eat, adding soy or Worcestire sauce for flavour.

It's not fancy, but it's easy and healthy. If you want fish (or chicken) instead of shrimp, boil it an extra 5-8 minutes (20 minutes) to cook it, then add the vegetables and noodles.

Patbing? Sue me!

Patbingsu, a dessert, is the lone Korean recipe you will find on this page. It is actually not unique to Korea, I have seen it in Thailand and the Philippines, and read about variants in other countries. It's damn good on a hot day and is a healthy snack. You could even eat it for dinner! (Burger King's patbingsu is the best among fast food joints that serve it.)

Ingredients:

  • sweet red beans
  • fruit cocktail or any different sorts of fresh chopped fruits
  • nata de coco (if there is none in the fruit cocktail)
    (Nata de coco is a coconut jelly, usually sold in glass bottles and it looks like grey cubes in water. Trust me, it's damned good stuff.)
  • sweet mung beans (optional)
  • shaved ice
  • heavy cream, ice cream, or whipped cream (use one or two of these)

Put a small amount of shaved ice in the bottom of a bowl. Pour a circle of sweet red beans around the perimeter, then pour in the cream if you are using it. Then put fruit cocktail in the center and top it off with soft ice cream or whipped cream, and maybe some maraschino cherries. Delightful!

Smooth-ie move

Like I asked, have you ever made your own smoothies? If not, it's time to get cracking. It's dead easy and makes a hot and humid day more bearable.

Ingredients:

  • 4 ice cubes (use ice with fresh fruit, not with frozen fruit)
  • 2 cups of any fruit, fresh or frozen
  • 1 cup total of milk and/or ice cream
  • a tablespoon of strawberry or chocolate milk powder (optional)

Put all the ingredients in the blender. Grind for 30-60 seconds or until they are smooth (hence the name). Ta da. If your blender is small, halve the ingredients.

Rice Crispies Squares

Ingredients:

  • 300g marshmallows or one jar of marshmallow paste
  • 40g of butter
  • 6 cups of rice crispies OR
    (from import stores or on the black market)
  • 6 cups of cocoa puffs
    (made with corn and chocolate flavouring, but they taste the same and are available for sale in most stores)

I mentioned them, so I figure I should say how to make them.

The messy way:
In a pan, add 40g of butter on a medium heat and coat the pan. Add a packet of marshmallows (big or minis) and melt them. Once completely melted, add 6 cups of rice crispies and mix until completely coated.

Scrape them into a flat container and pat them down. Put them in the fridge until their are firm. Cut and enjoy.

The not-as-messy way:
In the flat container, pour the rice crispies. Empty the contents of a jar or marshmallow paste onto them and stir. Mix and pack flat, then refridgerate.

Becase the paste is liquid at room temperature whereas marshmallows are solid, you must keep them cold or they will fall apart.

Plain old custard

Ingredients:

  • 1 heaping tablespoon of custard powder
    (Custard is for sale in every halal/islamic shop in Itaewon.)
  • 125ml of milk
  • 1-2 teaspoons of sugar

Add the ingredients together in a pan and be sure to get rid of any lumps before cooking. On a low to medium heat, stir slowly but constantly until it thickens like pudding. (Don't be impatient! The milk will burn if you use a high heat.)

Custard is a good all purpose replacement for ice cream except that it is hot. Pour it over cake, pie, cookies, fruit, or just about anything. Custard powder is nothing more than corn starch and food colouring, so except for the fat in the milk (try using skim milk instead of whole) custard is a fat-free and healthy dessert.

Ten Minute Rice Pudding

Ingredients:

  • a 210g or 300g package of pre-cooked rice
  • a half cup (100ml) of milk
  • 1 tablespoon of sugar

Here is a dessert that takes no time but tastes damn good on a cold night.

In a pan over a low heat, mix the ingredients and stir regularly until it begins to thicken. Serve with a little extra milk, fruit sauce, or jam poured on top.

Honest-to-goodness British Trifle!

Ingredients:

  • sponge cake (from Paris Baguette)
  • can of fruit cocktail
  • bottle of strawberry or mixed fruit sauce (from Carrefour)
  • custard (see the recipe above)
  • whipped cream (optional)
  • maraschino cherries (optional)
Cut enough sponge cake into pieces to cover the bottom of a pan or individual bowls. Drain the fruit cocktail and layer it over the sponge. Next, pour the fruit sauce over the fruit cocktail, and finally pour hot liquid custard over the top.

Trifle can be served immediately, or stored in the fridge until ready. If the fruit cocktail makes the cake soggy, it is an expected part of this dessert. (Yum!)

Serve in individual dishes and, if desired, pour whipped cream over the top (spray bottles are available in many import stores) and place a few cherries on top. (Use some of the syrup from the cherry jar as a glace!)

If you are thinking "Fat City!", remember that only the small amount of sponge cake at the bottom (and the whipped cream, if used) have any fat. This dessert is very sweet, but slimming too.

Cookbooks and Other Resources

Below is a collection of recipes and resources on cooking for people heading to Korea. Don't be afraid to try a recipe, it's a good way to learn how to cook.

For people with a sense of humour:

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