| STANDFORD'S MOUNTAIN, BITCH!!! The ever popular night-time drama spoof |
| Pilot/Episode 1: Welcome To My Mountain, Bitch! Date: Written on 10/6/04, Updated on 4/28/05 Started off as just a spoof of the WB show, "The Mountain", this was my take on what it might've been about. But I got a huge reaction about it, so I thought, I'll go ahead and make more! Here is the first "episode", if you will. |
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| Episode 2: Welcome, Mr. President, Bitch!!! Date: 10/14/04, Updated on 4/30/05 President Bush makes a stop at Standford's Mountain and everyone can't find Melvin. WARNING!!! I take a few jabs at President Bush within this little "episode", and it's only satire, it is not a threat nor do I mean any harm at all to The President, so please no lawsuits, no calls to the FBI, no Secret Service people beating me up, nothing! Thanks. (But Bill O' Reilly can kiss my Mexican/Irish/Polish ass) |
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| Episode 3-Paula Cole Says Vote, Bitch!! Date: 11/2/04 Updated 4/30/05 Because celebrities like to tell us what to do, Paula Cole stops by Standford's Mountain to promote voting. And Constance as a secret!! |
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| EPISODE 4: THE MASKED INTERVIEWER RULES!!!!! bitch Date: TODAY!!!! UPDATED 5/1/05 I WROTE ONE!!!!!!!! ENJOY!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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| Episode 5: ACK!! WHY?! Date: 2/1/05 Updated 5/1/05 Inspiried by some old dude having a heart attack on an upcoming episode of "The OC", here is "Standford's" version of it. |
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| Episode 6: The Twist Episode Date: 4/4/05 Updated 5/12/05 Melvin's brother Ned comes and visits Standfords Mountain, Bitch!! And a TWIST ending!!!!! |
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| Standford's Mountain, Bitch! |
| The Cast |
| David Grandson Smythe as Standford |
| Peter Jack Carcasson IV as Melvin |
| Samantha Derryhall as Constance |
| Ted Turner as Gene |
| Teri Hatcher as Trixie |
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| Episode 7: SHOCKING SEASON FINALE! Date: 5/19/05 Standford is mad! Gene is fed up! So is Trixie! And Constance! And a final scene so shocking it'll make you say "Oh....My...GOD!!" |
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| Season Two |
| Episode 8-Standford's Back, Bitch! Date: 9/13/05 Standford is back! BITCH! But there are some changes!! And David Lynch is going to make a movie on the mountain!!!! |
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| Episode 9-Standford's Revenge Date: 12/6/05 David Lynch is still filming his movie on the mountain! Trixie is jealous! Standford want's revenge! AND WHO MURDERED HOT BLONDE ACTRESS?!?! |