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| Standford's Mountain, Bitch!!! |
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| Episode 9: "Standford's Revenge!" |
| David Lynch is filming the midget Tombus dancing on the couch in the lodge while a blonde woman is off to the side, drinking a bottle of Hersey's syrup. |
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| YES! YES! More syrup!! This represents the Bears winning the Super Bowl in 1985. |
| Here you go, Mr. Lynch. |
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| Thanks, Mixie. |
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| Um, there's no strings! |
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| CUT!! Damn it, Tombus!! Use your magical midget powers to fly!!!! ARRGH!!!! Take five while Tombus learns how to fly!!! |
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| How's the film going, Trixie? |
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| I think it's going good. But that main actress is annoying as hell. Someone...should take her down!!!! |
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| Standford |
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| BAA!! |
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| Trixie walks in, carrying a box of doughnuts and a styrofoam cup of coffee. |
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| SHH! DAD!!! |
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| YES!!! LIKE THAT!!! WELL, SEE YOU LATER STANDFORD!!!!!! WHO WAS SNEAKING DOWN THE STAIRS!!!!! |
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| Umm... |
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| Later... |
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| D.L walks to the bathroom. Constance walks in. |
| Gene |
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| Trixie |
| Standford sneaks out of his room and walks sneakily to the stairs. Gene walks by. |
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| Standford |
| The End? Created and Written by: Jason Soto |
| It's Tri- |
| Not now, Lixie. Ok, TOMBUS!! You're gonna fly!!! FLY!!! |
| I must get my mountain back, billy goat bitch!! |
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| Standford |
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| HEY STANDFORD!!! I DECIDED TO START SHOUTING FOR NO GOOD REASON!!! ISN'T THIS AWESOME!!! |
| Trixie |
| I agree! Maybe...if something happened to David Lynch's movie and I saved the day! AND I framed Melvin for it! YES!! PERFECT!!! Thanks, Billy Goat. |
| Hi. |
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| Ok, break is over. Where's Hot Blonde Actress? |
| So now what? |
| I can fill in her spot!! |
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| Trixie |
| Standford punches the actress and carries her upstairs. |
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| Constance |
| Meanwhile, upstairs, Standford is sharing his room with the goat. |
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| David Lynch |
| Gene continues walking down the stairs. No one downstairs seemed to have noticed the conversation, so Standford continues to sneak downstairs. The blonde actress is off putting lipstick on. |
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| Midget |
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| David Lynch |
| Standford comes out of nowhere. |
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| Standford |
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| David Lynch |
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| Trixie |
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| David Lynch |
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| David Lynch |
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| Billy Goat |
| BAA!! |
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| Billy Goat |
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| Standford |
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| Gene |
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| Actress |
| Hi. |
| Everyone looks around. |
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| Midget |
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| David Lynch |
| AW, man!! WE NEED to find Hot Blonde Actress!!! |
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| Standford |
| I know where she's at! She's in MELVIN'S ROOM!!! TIED UP!!!!!! COME ON!!!! |
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| Everyone runs upstairs and they throw open Melvin's room. Melvin is on his bed naked, but unconscience. No one is next to him. |
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| Standford |
| What?! I could've sworn I put her-I mean saw her in here. So...where is she?! |
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| Trixie |
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| David Lynch |
| YES!!! Perfect!! This is the twist I needed! Hot Blonde Actress goes missing!! WHO MURDERED HOT BLONDE ACTRESS?!?!?!?! |
| Who said anything about being murdered? |
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| David Lynch |
| Shut up, Lickie. |