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| Standford's Mountain, Bitch!!! |
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| Episode 8: "Standford Returns, Bitch!" |
| Standford walks into The Lodge. |
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| I'm back, bitch!! |
| Standford |
| Ok. |
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| Standford! I thought you died!! |
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| Melvin |
| We came back and decided to buy your mountain, bitch! |
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| Standford |
| WHA?!?! |
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| Yes! We now own this mountain, bitch!! |
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| Standford |
| But...where will I sleep? Where will I have hardcore sex with you, Constance? Where will I flirt with Trixie? |
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| Hm. Did I? I wonder why I did that. |
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| There is no one around. |
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| I was just saying that cause some guy named Lynch is coming here to film something. That was my way to remember. |
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| Lynch? Do you mean- |
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| Yeah, yeah. BRING OUT TOMBUS!!! |
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| That's not my- |
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| Gene walks in. |
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| Trixie |
| Gene leaves. Trixie enters. |
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| The End Created and Written by: Jason Soto |
| Melvin |
| No! I just hurt myself. I went to the hospital and now I'm back, bitch!! I thought you and Melvin ran off together? |
| We did. But- |
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| Standford |
| Dad! How could you sell my mountain to Melvin and Constance? |
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| AHHH!!!! |
| Trixie |
| Lynch mob!!! Lynch mob!!!!!!!! |
| Scene 1: Int. Dark Lodge! There are no lights on! Tombus, a mountaineer midget, walks in while a blonde woman plays her trombone to the side!! YES!! PERFECT!!!!!!!! |
| MR. LYNCH!!! Welcome to Conslvin Mountain, puta!! |
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| For the next 5 months, your name WILL BE TOMBUS!!!! NOW!!! DANCE!!!!! |
| Right. I'll be in my room. |
| WHY IS THE BILLY GOAT IN MY ROOM?!?!?!?!?! |
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| Trixie |
| David Lynch pulls out a harmonica and starts playing it. The midget sighs and starts dancing. Trixie dances with him. |
| Standford is about to go upstairs when Melvin and Constance walks in. |
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| Standford hides behind a couch. |
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| David Lynch |
| The door flies open and David Lynch is standing there. |
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| Standford runs upstairs. |
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