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| Standford's Mountain, Bitch!!! |
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| Episode 5-ACK! WHY?! |
| Standford walks into The Mountain Lodge. |
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| Constance!!! Where are you?!?! |
| Standford |
| I wasn't having sex with Melvin! I mean...yes? |
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| Where's my father? |
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| Standford |
| Gene? Why? |
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| He sold my car!!!! BITCH!!!!!!!! |
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| Standford |
| Oh, hi Constance. Remember when I saw you an hour ago making out with Melvin? Those were good times. |
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| I haven't seen him all day. |
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| Standford |
| I don't know what you're talking about!! |
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| DAD!!! How could you sell my car, bitch?!?!?!?! It's my car, BITCH!!!! |
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| Standford |
| MY CAR!! You know, it goes VROOM VROOM!!!! |
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| Um, well... |
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| Oh. Hi Standford. Um...I got money. |
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| Ummm...yeah...Gene took your car...really. Um, I'm gonna see what Melvin is doing. |
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| Standford |
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| Not now, Trixie! I'm asking Dad why he took my car!! |
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| Melvin enters with car keys. |
| Constance |
| Well, I'm gonna go see if the car Trixie sold me is ready at the paintshop. |
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| Standford |
| Not now, Melvin!! My dad has to answer for himself!!! |
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| What did he do now? |
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| Melvin |
| He took Standford's car, bitch. |
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| Constance |
| But I thought- |
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| Melvin |
| Melvin, let's go in the closet and make out before you pick up your 2004 Ford Explorer, which may look like Standford's car, but instead of it being black it's gonna be red. Ok? |
| Melvin and Trixie go into the closet. |
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| Gene |
| Sure. |
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| Trixie |
| I want my car, BITCH!!!! |
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| I didn't take your car!!!!! |
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| Standford |
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| YES YOU DID OLD MAN!!!!!!!! |
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| Constance |
| WHERE IS IT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! |
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| Gene |
| GAH!!! GUH!!!! KEE!!!!!! NERK!!! |
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| Standford |
| Is that a code for where my car is?!?!?!?!?!?!?! |
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| My god, I think he's having a heartattack!!! |
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| Oh, so it's on Heart Attack Avenue, huh?!?! |
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| Gene |
| ACK!!!! WHY?!?!?!?! |
| NO!! You are not going to sleep on my mountain, BITCH!!!! Where's my car, bitch?!?!?!?! WHERE?!?!?!?!?!?! AHHHH!!!!!! |
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| Standford grabs Gene and shakes him violently. |
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| Standford |
| The End Created and Written by: Jason Soto |
| Standford leaves. Constance looks at Gene, shaking in a fit on the floor. She shrugs her shoulders and walks into the closet to join Melvin and Trixie. |
| Constance enters. |
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| Gene enters. |
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| Trixie walks in with a bunch of money. |
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| Gene |
| Gene falls to the floor. Standford is still shaking him by the shirt. |