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| Standford's Mountain, Bitch!!! |
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| Episode 6-The Twist Episode!! |
| Standford walks into the lodge. |
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| How come I can't find anyone on my mountain, bitch?!?!?!?! |
| Standford |
| Standford! I'm glad you're here!! You'll never believe who's here?! |
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| Oh, there you are. Where is everyone? |
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| Standford |
| Who cares? Meet my older brother Ned. |
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| Melvin |
| This mountain air is messing with my ashtma! |
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| Welcome to my mountain, bitch!!!!!!!!! |
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| Thank you, Manfred. So Melvin, where's this slutty chick that sleeps with any guy? I can't wait to lose my virginity. |
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| Standford |
| Constance walks in. |
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| Hello Melvin. Who's this? |
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| This is my older brother, Ned. |
| Melvin |
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| Melvin |
| My, you are slutty looking. |
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| Yes! My dream place to lose my virginity!! |
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| Even though I think you're a geek, I want to have sex with you so badly. Let's do it in the bathroom. |
| Constance & Ned go into the bathroom. |
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| Standford |
| Well, Standford, where's Trixie and Gene? |
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| Strange sounds are coming from upstairs. Melvin and Standford run upstairs to check it out. The noises are coming from a bedroom. Standford opens it and inside is Trixie and Gene...on their bed... |
| Constance |
| I don't know!!!! |
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| Standford |
| GASP!! |
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| Melvin |
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| Melvin |
| Oh my God!!! |
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| In the bathroom- |
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| Gene |
| DEAR LORD WHY?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! |
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| Trixie |
| Melvin!!! STANDFORD!!!!!!!! |
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| You weren't suppose to see this!!!!! |
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| Standford |
| HOW COULD YOU?!?!?!! On my mountain, BITCH!!!!!!!! |
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| Trixie |
| I love your father, Standford! You must understand!!!!! |
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| I don't even know you!!!!!!! |
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| Gene |
| Do you mind, Melvin? |
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| Standford |
| Yes I DO!!!! |
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| I don't know how you do it, little brother. |
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| Melvin |
| Do what? |
| Live like this. Beautiful women who'll have sex with you in bathrooms. Popular jock guys throwing up on you. |
| Standford leaves. Melvin is just standing there, shocked. |
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| Well...that's life here on Standford's Mountain...Bitch!!! |
| The End Created and Written by: Jason Soto |
| Melvin |
| Melvin walks in. |
| Ned walks in. He's even geekier. |
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| Constance |
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| Ned |
| GASP!! |
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| Ned |
| GASP!! |
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| Trixie and Gene are doing the twist, while the Chubby Checkers song plays. |
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| Standford |
| Melvin quickly leaves the room. Downstairs, Standford quickly rushes down and opens the bathroom door and vomiting is heard. A moment later, Ned comes out, covered in Standford's vomit. Ned goes up to Melvin, who is coming down the stairs. |
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