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| Standford's Mountain, Bitch!!! |
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| Episode 4-THE MASKED INTERVIEWER RULES, BITCH!! |
| Standford is ON HIS Mountain. |
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| HELLO!!! I AM Standford!! Somehow I OWN a MOUNTAIN!!! Umm..that is all! |
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| Gene walks in. |
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| DUH!!! I AM Standford's father, and I'M A DUMBASS!!! I mean...I somehow let my son own a mountain, even though I PRETEND to run things around here. And I'm ALL OLD and SHIT!!! |
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| HELLO FATHER!!!! Why aren't you CLEANING UP the overflowing poop in the bathroom?!??? |
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| MY TONGUE NEEDED A BREAK!!!!! |
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| Standford |
| OH!! Well, we're expecting a very SPECIAL SUPDER DUPER CELEBRITY to show up TONIGHT so GET CLEANING OLD MAN!!!! |
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| YES SIR!!!!!! |
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| Standford |
| WELCOME TO MY MOUNTAIN, BITCH!!!!!!!!!!! |
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| I AM A GEEK!!!!!!! STAR TREK!!!!!!!!!! |
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| Standford |
| Right. |
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| HELLO!!! I am THE MASKED INTERVIEWER!!!! I am sexy!!!! |
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| Yes!! You are sexier then me!! I am usually into girls but even I would turn GAY for you!!! |
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| Standford |
| EWWWWWWW!!!!!! You're GAY!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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| Constance Walks in! |
| STANDFORD'S GAY?!?!?!?!?!?! NO wonder he wants me to do him IN THE BUTT with my vibrator!!! |
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| Constance is about to rip her shirt off to show her hot boobies when Trixie walks in. |
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| You won't need a vibrator with me, BABY!!!!!!! |
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| OHHH Masked Interviewer, you are so sexy, I Want to rip my shirt off right here and show you my hot boobies!!!!! |
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| Constance |
| Ok. |
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| WAIT!!! I Wanna show Masked Interviewer my boobies TOO!!!! |
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| AREN'T YOU like OLD?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! |
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| Melvin |
| Ok. |
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| Constance and Trixie take their shirts off to show their hot boobies. |
| Gene |
| No! |
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| Trixie |
| Those are hot boobies. |
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| Constance |
| I know. |
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| Standford |
| SCIENCE ROCKS!!!!!! WOO!!!!!! |
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| I Need a vibrator in me!!!!!!! Let me call Bill O'Reily!! |
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| What did I miss? |
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| Let's have sex, hot boobies!! |
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| Gene |
| Gene comes out with poop on his chin. |
| THE END!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Created by: Numb Nuts, er I MEAN Jason Written by: THE MASKED INTERVIEWER (sexy) |
| Masked takes Trixie and Constance upstairs where they proceed to have hot sex all night long, baby! WOO!!!! YOU KNOW IT!!!!!! I GOT LUCKY!! I mean...Masked got lucky. Umm...Standford couldn't get a hold of Bill O'Reilly so he called Richard Gere and got a hampster instead. Melvin humped a pair of Spock ears. Gene upgraded to licking yellow snow. Masked Still had sex with the hot boobies. |
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| Gene runs into the bathroom Melvin enters. |
| Suddenly the doors fly open and THE MASKED INTERVIEWER walks in, looking his super cool and superer sexy self. |
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