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| Standford's Mountain, Bitch!!! |
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| Episode 7: SHOCKING SEASON FINALE! |
| Melvin is sitting on a couch reading a magazine. Standford walks in. |
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| Constance leaves. Trixie enters. |
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| Melvin leaves. Constance enters. |
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| Trixie runs upstairs. Gene enters. |
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| Melvin enters. |
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| TO BE CONTINUED NEXT SEASON....BITCH!!!! Created and Written by: Jason Soto |
| Billy Goat |
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| YOU!! |
| Yes? |
| This is ironic. Bitch. Help? |
| HOW COULD YOU?! |
| How could I what? |
| YOU KNOW!! |
| If I knew, I wouldn't be asking "How could I what?". |
| YOU KNOW! You know... |
| Um...ok. I'm gonna go to my room. |
| YOU!! |
| What? |
| HOW COULD YOU?! |
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| Constance |
| How could I what? |
| YOU KNOW!! |
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| Constance |
| Ummm...no I don't, or else I wouldn't be asking "How could I what?". |
| YOU KNOW! You know... |
| Yeah...I'm gonna go to Melvin's room. |
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| YOU!! |
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| HOW COULD YOU?! |
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| YOU KNOW!! |
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| YOU KNOW! You know... |
| What? |
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| Trixie |
| Oh no!! What did I do?!?! |
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| Trixie |
| Well, no. If I knew I wouldn't be asking" What did I do?!?!". |
| I'll be upstairs packing! |
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| YOU!! |
| Yes? |
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| HOW COULD YOU?! |
| Well, it was quite simple. I just opened the door and came right in and- |
| THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEAN!!! YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN!!! |
| Well, Standford, I have no f**king idea what you're talking about. |
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| YOU KNOW! You know... |
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| Gene |
| Ok, Standford, that is quite enough! I bought you here from the wrong side of the tracks to raise you in a somewhat normal home on a mountain with a bunch of slutty chicks running about and- |
| No, that was me you bought in from the wrong side of the tracks and I got to run about with hot slutty chicks. |
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| Gene |
| Oh. Right. Well, Melvin, you caused enough trouble. You're going back home. |
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| WHA?!?! |
| Constance rushes in. |
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| Constance |
| NO!! You cannot do that! I love Melvin!! |
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| HOW COULD YOU?!? |
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| Constance |
| At least Melvin doesn't go around saying the same thing over and over again! |
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| Standford |
| Bitch!! |
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| Constance |
| Exactly. |
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| Trixie comes in carrying a bunch of suitcases. |
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| Trixie |
| What's going on? |
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| Gene kicked Melvin out. |
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| Trixie |
| Oh, don't matter. I'm leaving you, Gene. I can't take being married to an old goat like you any longer. |
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| Trixie leaves. |
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| Melvin |
| Well...I see I'm not longer wanted here. Guess I'll pack my things. |
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| Constance |
| I'm coming with you, Melvin. And there's nothing you can do to stop me, Standford! |
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| YOU!!! |
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| Constance |
| Ok, knock it off, Standford. Come on Melvin, let's go plan our new life together. |
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| Melvin and Constance leave. |
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| Gene |
| So...Standford. What was that "YOU!" stuff about? |
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| I was trying to find out who peed all over my snowmobile. |
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| Gene |
| Oh. It was probably the goat. He's doing it again. |
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| WHAT?! |
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| Standford runs outside and a goat is pissing on his snowmobile. |
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| YOU!! |
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| HOW COULD YOU?! |
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| Baaaaa! |
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| Standford |
| YOU KNOW!! |
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| Baaaaa! |
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| The goat rams into Standford, knocking him off balance and he falls off the side of the mountain. He grabs onto the edge. Melvin and Constance walk by. |
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| Constance |
| We're leaving your mountain, bitch!! |
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| Melvin |
| Later, Standford. |
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| Constance and Melvin get on Standford's goat pissed snowmobile and leave. Standford is hanging on the side of the cliff. |
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