-JP Maloney
-Will Hoffman
-Chris Snead
-Drunko Dave
-Kristina
-Al Ham Weekend
-Pictures
-The Cronies's Pics Page
-Drunko's Half-assed Site
-What Lives Among Us?
-Mullet Madness
-Guest Essayists?
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| It may not be paradise, but it's bigger than your room. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| Welcome to South 201, at Hamilton College. I like to think that this dorm room is the gem of Hamilton, but others would probably disagree. This room has been described as "homie" "disgusting" "a sin against nature" and even "nauseating." You may have even noticed the pleasant "farmy" smell, but do not be alarmed, very few farm animals have actually stepped foot in this room. Don't let the empties deceive you, the fridge is almost always devoid of beverages, but you are welcome to drink what you can find. You can stay as long as you want and return at any time (the door is almost always unlocked). Just remember to wipe your feet on the way out. You don't want to track dirt into the outside world. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| -Jeff Castle -JP Maloney -Will Hoffman -Chris Snead -Drunko Dave -Kristina |
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| -Haircuts Gone Horribly Right -Al Ham Weekend -Pictures -The Cronies's Pics Page -Drunko's Half-assed Site -What Lives Among Us? -Mullet Madness -Guest Essayists? |
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