"Jeff Castle is a sex pervert."-JP
Jeff Castle:
Nicknames: DJ Jazzy Jeff, Jelf, Jizelf
Favorite Activity: Sleeping
Favorite activity to witness: Will freaking out about sports
Favorite Beverage: Barton�s Rum by the bottle
Favorite Hairstyle: Mullet Madness
Favorite Class: Fitness
Greatest Fears: Becoming a cronie�.its too late though
Favorite Online activity: Making fun of SmarterChild��and then apologizing
    Jeff engages in just enough activity to be considered legally alive.  He cannot be found in the library, but he can be spotted having an IR book on his lap while seated on the futon for a whole day.  Do not be fooled however, little reading occurs.  Jeff is remarkably skilled at appearing as if he were a hard worker, while in reality it is most likely that he is only aware of what work he isn�t actually doing.  Jeff dreams of majoring in Procrastination,  but unfortunately actually receiving the degree means he will not have enough time for a double major in Sleeping.
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