| Chris Snead: | Poker? I Don't Even Know Her. | ||||||||||||
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At first (and possibly second) glance, Chris appears to be your run of the mill football player. Don't swoon quite yet ladies, I wasn't finished. Chris is not your typical jock. He can often be found at his computer listening to Star Wars techno, followed by a musical number from the Lion King, Mariah Carey's rousing rendition of Oh Holy Night, and almost any other type of music that you can think of. It can also not go unmentioned that Chris has acquired a pile of dirty laundry that is capable of eating small children. I am fairly certain that it has engulfed my favorite sweatshirt, but it is as good as gone now. |
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| Nicknames: Um...Chris? Favorite Dance Music: Starwars Techno Remix Favorite Card Game: Texas Hold 'em Favorite Movie: Rounders Most Common Non-Poker Activity: Playing Final Fantacy X |
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| There is only one semi-plausible explanation for all of this. He has a terrifying addiction...Poker. You may think that that makes no sense, but you are wrong. Poker has complete control over Chris's life (as I am writing this, Mr. Snead is playing poker...by himself...with a deck that has only 30 cards). When Chris is not busy playing by himself, he often plays with other people (online). On rare occasions (approximately once a week) Chris craves a little more interaction with his opponents, and travels to the Turning Stone Casino (one of Native America's fine establishments). It is unfair to say that Chris has an addiction, but I do know one thing. If poker were crack, Chris would be its whore. |
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