While William is not actually a female, and is indeed the youngest resident of South 201, he is more bitter than any old woman that I have ever met. This general intolerance for life is not Will's fault. His love of a team as nasty as the Miami Dolphins, and his hatred of homework have taken their toll on Will's fragile psyche.
Will can often be heard making unnecessarily loud outbursts while listening to the radio broadcast of a Dolphin's game. On one occasion these screams actually caused campus safety to respond. When asked about the response, campus Po said "I thought someone had to be in trouble because I knew that no important football games were going on."
Although that story was completely false, one truth remains. No matter how well the Dolphins play, or how little Geo homework is assigned, Will Hoffman's bitterness will continue to inspire us all.
Favorite Football Team: Miami Dolphins
Favorite Activity: Watching the Dolphins Suck / Complaining about Geo
Least Favorite Activity: Doing Geo Homework