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| JP Maloney: | Sketchy...Enough Said. | |||||||||||
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| JP is by far one of the most misunderstood and controversial residents of South 201. He can often be heard spouting lines such as "I'll cut you bitch!" or "I was so messed up last night, I couldn't see." One of JP's favorite pastimes is making inappropriate references to my mother (I am not talking innocent "yo mama" jokes. I mean detailed descriptions of deviant sex acts). Some people say that everything that JP says is a joke, or a cry for attention. If this is true, then my friend Peaches must be the funniest man alive. However, I see right through this. J Ray is not joking, he is sick and needs to seek help from a mental health professional. All seriousness aside, JP's edgy humor is experienced by many and appreciated by few. The words that come out of this boy's mouth are enough to make even a serial rapist blush. |
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| Nicknames: Peaches, J Ray, Ho, PJ, J Pizzo Favorite Activity: Substance Abuse Favorite Phrase: "I'll cut you bitch" or anything disturbing Favorite Website: captainstabbins.com |
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