While I was undercover, I found that the mullet indeed has extraordinary powers. I was endowed with the ability to wear sleeveless shirts, watch Nascar, become completely oblivious to my foul odor, and let my flowing mane blow in the wind.
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| The Mullet: | Everyones Guilty Pleasure. | ||||||||||||||
| It is common knowledge that the mullet is the haircut that everyone wants, but only white trash and 80's pop stars dare to wear. On the road to getting a new look, I decided to make a stop at Hicksville. Believe me, it is everything I thought it could be, and more. While I was undercover, I found that the mullet indeed has extraordinary powers. I was endowed with the ability to wear sleeveless shirts, watch Nascar, become completely oblivious to my foul odor, and let my flowing mane blow in the wind. |
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| A mullet does not just happen, it must be sculpted by a master. | |||||||||||||||
| I was planning on sporting the haircut of champions for at least a week. However, it turns out that I lack the self confidence (or the lack of self awareness) that is necessary to possess such a noble hairstyle. The mullet was short lived (approximately 7 min), but the new perspective that I have gained will last me a lifetime. | |||||||||||||||
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