PARENT�S WEEKEND:
This warning level is named after one of the few times that the room reaches this level of cleanliness. This level was also seen on the first day of school, and will probably be reached again on moving out day.
Characterized by the following:
-Complete lack of dirt
-All belongings displayed in an organized manner
-Pleasant odor
-Complete lack of room character
GETTING THERE:
Can be expected minutes or seconds after the green level is reached. Equivalent to the living conditions of �normal� messy people. Characterized by the following:
-Some trash around the room
-Some dust and dirt collecting
-Pleasant odor
This level can be explained as the point at which the squeamish go home. Although this is not the ideal living condition for any living creature (excluding cockroaches, rats, and college students), the room is not yet unsanitary.
Characterized by the following:
-Light dusting of crumb and dirt based filth
-Trash dispersed generously around the room
-Rampant clutter
-Odor no longer pleasant, yet surprisingly comforting
CRACK HOUSE:
The brink of what any man can stand. This is the most common state of South 201. This level of nastiness can be reached in a single Friday night and last for weeks at a time. Under these conditions, a garbage fight can take place, causing little to no noticeable change in the appearance of the room. In some cases, the room actually looks cleaner after a garbage fight.
Characterized by the following:
-General crack house appearance
-Substantial amounts of food based filth covering the floor
-Large quantities of empty cans and garbage collect in low traffic areas
-Noticeable, farm-like odor
-Possessions lost for days at a time on the floor
-Possible existence of small to medium sized animals living under the futon
�I CAN�T BELIEVE I LIVE HERE�:
This level has not yet been reached, but god help us all when it is. Our team of �chemically assisted� theorists believe that if this extreme state of nastiness is ever reached, the world will either implode, or the army of super rats that have breed underneath the futon will begin their campaign for world domination.