| Drunko Dave: | ||||||||||||||
| The Man. The Myth. The Legend? |
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| Nickname: Dave Phelan Favorite Beverage: Jack Daniels Most Common Beverage: Keystone Light Favorite Hairstyle: Mohawk Favorite Music: Angry Whiteboy Music |
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| Although Drunko is not technically a resident of South 201, he probably spends more time here than JP. He can often be found playing video games, punching something, inciting garbage fights, or generally disturbing the peace. He must also be the only resident of Boston that is a Yankees fan. | ||||||||||||||
| Many wonder where the name "Drunko Dave" has its origins, and very few (such as myself) believe that it is his real name. Legend says that the name has its roots in the fact that Mr. Dave received a write up for drinking on the first night of orientation. Still, others say that he received the name after finishing a 30 rack of Keystone (Hamilton's finest) in one night. Rumors and myths aside, one fact will always remain, Drunko loves to drink. |
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