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Kristina: |
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O Canada. |
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You know that guy on the couch in Half Baked? Yeah...well we have one of those, but she's a girl, and she talks a lot more than that guy, and well...that wasn't really a very good analogy. The only similarity is that she sleeps on our futon a lot, even when the real residents of 201 are not here.
A better analogy is that Kristina is like a stray kitten that decided to call our room home. No one really knows why she's here, but they are too lazy or entertained to kick her out.
Whenever you are in need of a laugh you can listen to Kristina talk. She can often be heard spouting entertaining phrases like "Peaches! You are so creepy!" and "Peaches! Get off of me!" |
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Nickname: Canada
Favorite Country: Canada
Favorite Food: French Fries with Vinegar
Favorite Beverage: Labatt Blue
Greatest Fears: JP, Dave, Ducks Biting Her Hand and Stealing Her Bread. |
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Most of the time things work out, but having a room mate from a foreign country can be challenging. Many of her Canadian phrases such as "Pardon?" "Pass the converter." and "Why is hockey never on in this stupid country?" are lost in translation. She also seems to not comprehend the use of ketchup. She puts vinegar on her French fries. Who does that?.. Seriously?
Kristina's backwards ways are not entirely her fault. You have to give her some credit. She was born and raised in a loft apartment over a really great party, eh? |
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