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2003
This is a collection of articles made by me. It's essentially just an inane Maddox homage.
Aren't you relieved? This page isn't "Under Construction", it doesn't have annoying backgrounds that make the text unreadable, you didn't have to go through several meaningless pages that said "Click here to enter!", and it's not crammed with useless, time-wasting, animated GIFs!
Disclaimer: By reading any of my articles, you waive the right to sue me and must agree with all the opinions expressed therin. Failure to comply will result in a mandatory penalty of death. Or I'll just make fun of you. Whatever.
UGCs! (I'll bet you're dying to know what those are)
(Created: Dec 24th)
Survey says: 50% of the Population is Brain-Dead
(Created: Dec 20th)
Once Every 4 Years is Still Way Too Much
(Created: Dec 4th)
The Heritage Classic: The Roots of Hockey Reincarnate!
(Created: Nov 22nd)
And now for something Completely Original!
(Created: Oct 28th, Updated Dec 11th)
Have a Scary Halloween!
(Created Oct 18th)
A List of Jackasses
(Created: Oct 4th, Updated Oct 9th)
A Message from the U.S. Government
(Created: Sept 29th, Updated Oct 18th)
DVDs: a Revolution in Mediocrity
(Created: Sept 19th, Updated Sept 25th)
New Products Suck: Part I
(Created: Sept 12th)
A Lottery Subscription Service?
(Created: Sept 12th)
My Reviewing System: I give it a 10! (Page 2)
(Created: July 30th, Modified: Sept 12th)
Most reviews are opinion. Mine are fact. Read them.
And Check out some bad reviews!
(Note: I intend to fill in every letter in the above sentence. If you see a bad review, high-scoring or low-scoring, E-mail me!)
That's all my articles for now. I'm busy studying most of the time. Lucky pricks. Now go read some Maddox articles. They're all right except for this one which claimed that waffles sucked. That bastard. God, you're still reading this? I'm surprised you even found my site let alone read every detail within! Thanks, I guess. Make sure you visit the rest of my site too.
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