to Artemis Sprite and Lily Raven's night at the movies
This Site was designed to enlighten the world... We feel that most film critics are bogus so we made up our own website to give you a piece of our minds :-)
Thank You for stopping by... take off your coat and stay awhile... have a look around...
Everything is arranged for your viewing pleasure Alphabetically and by genre.
Our Rating system: drawn in crayon... as usual...(if you don't get that joke shorty here can explain it to you later... if you don't get that joke go watch Con Air and then Hercules and get back to me)
0- Abysmally Bad... Not worth the time, effort, or money
1-Kinda Cute in some respect- still not worth the time, effort, or money
2-Kinda interesting in a bizarre sort of way... not worth the money... wait till its on network TV
3- Might be rent-able but not as a new release
4-Getting Warmer- maybe you can rent it as a new Release but don�t buy it.
5- Rent but not as a new release and buy it when Wal-Mart is selling it for $6.00
6- wait till it comes out on video, rent as a new release and then ask for it for Christmas.
7- See it at the discount theater... rent as a new release... possibly purchase
8- See it in the theater once...rent many times over and then buy it.
9- See it in the theater ... maybe twice... but not necessarily the premier
10- Should have gone to the premier (we were waiting at the box office 24 hours b4 the tickets went on sale
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