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- Shrek
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Lily's Rating:9 it was good but not in the same league as a knight's tale
Atremis' Rating:i give it a 9.5 cuz I didn't see the premier but I DID see it the first week... :-)
Artemis: WHAT ARE U DOING ON MY WEBPAGE!!!
Lily: what an awesome adaptation of a line from Shrek but isn�t the point to get people to COME to our Website?
Artemis: I am the Code Master! I�ve Mastered the Code! I wish I had an editor right here right now, I�d kick its butt!
Lily: *shakes head* Issues, Lots of Issues!
Artemis: I�m sure you hear this from your food all the time, but You must bleach or something cuz thats one DAZZLING smile :-)
Lily: Don�t tell them anything!
Artemis: and Do I detect a hint of minty freshness?
Lily: You�re going the right way for a smacked bottom... Ok since she�s too busy quoting the movie, I�ll handle this Critique.
Artemis: NOT MY GUM DROP BUTTONS!!!
Lily: *trying to compose herself* What Did I tell you about quoting?
Artemis: well can I paraphrase it?
Lily: No
Artemis: well can I refer to it?
Lily: yes Artemis you can refer to it.
Artemis: The Three little pigs are German ad that just kicks @$$!!! �he hooft and he pooft and he... signed an eviction notice!�
Lily: As I�m sure you can see, Shrek is a humorous fractured fairytale... As we all know... Quotes this good are in �short� supply... So for these hilarious quotes and many more go rent it... *whispers* This is the part where you run out and rent it!
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- Stir of Echoes
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Lily's Rating:1.5
This movie just plain sucked. I was told to not watch it alone in the dark�so I did�and it just sucked okay. The movie doesn�t have an element of horror in it at all�so the guy has a couple of bad dreams, sees a few ghosts (could be the booze), goes a little bonkers�oh well that�s life. It�s craziness. The movie just sucked. The weak at heart, the cowards, and the people who can�t watch action movies without covering their eyes� like Artemis� would find it scary� me personally, I thought it was funny and I wouldn�t waste my money on buying it� I�d wait till it was on TV and then if there was absolutely nothing better to watch� then, maybe, possibly I�d consider watching it� but other than that� I wouldn�t waste my time� not worth it, not at all.
Artemis: I can't help it if I'm Chicken Shit *sticks Tounge Out at Lily*
Lily:OH COME ON!!!! The FOXES ON THE BAD MOVIE PAGE ARE SCARIER THAN THE MOVIE!!!
- The Story of Us
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Rating: WE'RE GETTING INTO NEGATIVE NUMBERS HERE!!!!
Artemis' comments:
TALK ABOUT DEPRESSING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! This movie bills itself as a romantic comedy but it it neither a romance nor a comedy... its a "documentary" about how pessemists see the institution of marriage... now... I personally can't wait to get maried, however, i am incredibly ... unsure... because so many of the people that i know and love have been through at least one (maybe more) divorces... this movie just affirms the fact "nobody" stays married and "everybody" gets a divorce... I sat there for 2 hours waiting for them to pull some sweet, funny, uplifting, fairytale ending out of their asses to make the whole experience worthwhile... but to no avail... they tried to manipulate their way out of the depressing abyss in the last 5 minutes of the movie but by that point they had dug themselves a hole so deep there was no escape.. at least for the story of this movie... I won't even attach the actors names because they should be hanging their heads in shame that they are connected to this movie...
Lily's Comment: Ouch lets try to keep the gloves up ladies... :-)
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