Lily:
This movie was one of the best movie�s I have ever seen! I was literally on the edge of my seat the whole time� my eyes transfixed on the screen wondering who was going to die next� and trying to guess who the killer or killers were� wondering if the chick would get away� wondering what was going on� it was great� I was almost scared� almost. It was a great movie though�I watched it in German with English subtitles, which made it even cooler. It�s great. I loved it�and hey, two thumbs way, way up for our leading lady�what a dish�what a doll. * Smile *
Artemis:
I think Lily hit the nail on the head with her review so I am only going to add a few pieces of trivia for your delectation. This Movie showcases German Superstar Franke Potente (Run Lola Run). There is no one genre that defines Potente. She has been in comedies, Tear-Jerkers, and now horror... ok so it can't be horror if I don't find it scary but hey... thats what its billed as... I think the best part about this movie is the fact that it is IN German and I found it in the USA. One last note... Franke Potente is now trying to become as famous in the US as she is in Germany. She is Starring opposite Matt Damon in "the Bourne Identity" scheduled for release in late 2002.
BladeLily's Rating: A resounding 10!
Artemis' Rating:8.5-9
Lily: A Knock-Down, Drag-Out, Testosterone-Driven Comedy... Or at least thats how I looked at it.
Artemis: That�s true Lilly, but its not for the faint of heart... there�s plenty of Blood and guts to go around.
Lily: You Couldn�t be more right, that�s the best part... Exploding Vampires R US... That�s Blade. And Where does he GET Those WONDERFUL toys?
Artemis: I guess you�ll just have to watch the movie again to find out. :-)
*Lily goes for popcorn and tape*
Lilly: Lights Camera Action!
Artemis� Rating: 9
Lily: Ladies and Gentleman this is your captor speaking, I have the only gun on this plane...
Artemis: Welcome to Con Air.
Lily: This movie makes Passenger 57 look like an episode of Barney!
Artemis: Lily, define action packed blockbuster.
Lily: A bunch of psychopaths parading around on a plane to a song made famous by a band that died in a plane crash. Stewardess, oh Stewardess, what�s the in flight movie??
Artemis: Well I think you�ll like it Lily, it�s called �I get to make love to Heath Ledger on the beach again,� and it�s preceded by the award-winning short, �No more sleep for me EVER!!�
Lily: *cynical laughter * Funny little f**ker aren�t you??
Artemis: Okay, that�s enough of that...in short there�s more testosterone in this movie than on the entire Denver Bronco�s team combined!! Watch it NOW!! :-)
Knight's Tale, AAremis' Rating: Solid 10! I love it!
Lily: My Lords! My Ladies!
Artemis: and everybody else here NOT sitting on a cushion.
Lily: Today you find yourselves equals.
Artemis: For you are equally blest to be reading our critique about A Knight�s Tale
Lily: this action packed drama portrays Heath Ledger as a peasant who wants to be nobility... Heath is crafty and determined but he couldn�t have done it without the help from Geoffrey Chaucer.
Artemis: Don�t forget Wat and Roland or a good fonging will be on the way (Wat doesn�t like being ignored)
Lily: If you haven�t seen this movie yet go out right now and rent it!
Artemis: or we will fong you.