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Con Air: Lily’s Rating: 8

Artemis’ Rating: 9

Lily: Ladies and Gentleman this is your captor speaking, I have the only gun on this plane...
Artemis: Welcome to Con Air.
Lily: This movie makes Passenger 57 look like an episode of Barney!
Artemis: Lily, define action packed blockbuster.
Lily: A bunch of psychopaths parading around on a plane to a song made famous by a band that died in a plane crash. Stewardess, oh Stewardess, what’s the in flight movie??
Artemis: Well I think you’ll like it Lily, it’s called “I get to make love to Heath Ledger on the beach again,” and it’s preceded by the award-winning short, “No more sleep for me EVER!!”
Lily: *cynical laughter * Funny little f**ker aren’t you??
Artemis: Okay, that’s enough of that...in short there’s more testosterone in this movie than on the entire Denver Bronco’s team combined!! Watch it NOW!! :-)