Cute n Cuddly
- Aladdin
- Artemis' Rating: 7.5- 8
Artemis: You have to stay one jump ahead of the laughs in this Disney movie... Its a cute playful story about a homeless hero trying to be something more... The best part is Robin Williams (as the voice of the Genie of the Lamp ... right here and direct from the lamp right here for you r very much wish fulfillment... thank You!) As a Diseny movie it of course has some very nice music but you kinda have to be a kid (or at least a kid at heart) to enjoy this movie.
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- Disney's Hercules
- Lily: um....can we say....9.999999999999...
Artemis: 7.5
Artemis: Welcome to Lily and Artemis� critique of the Disney movie Hercules.
Lily: Awwww, how cute....A couple of rodents lookin� for a theme park!
Artemis: * Quizzical Expression * I thought you were co-hosting this critique!?
Lily: You know men, they think �no� means �yes� and �get lost� means �take me I�m yours,� * bats eyelashes * don�t worry, shorty here can explain it to you later.
Artemis: Fine, I guess I�ll have to handle this critique myself.
Lily: You�re really broken up about this aren�t you? * Puts hand on hips and smiles *
Artemis: Lets just ignore her, Shall we?
Lily: relaaaaax its only HALF-time!
Artemis: riiiight... anyway... The first time I saw Hercules I didn�t particularly care for it all that much... But thanks to our dear friend Lily I have come to see it as an adorable manifestation of Greek Mythology... this movie should be watched by everyone (except vengeful Classics Professors)
Lily: Jeepers Mister! My Professor is going to be awful mad when he sees this movie!
Artemis: You mean IF he sees this movie.
Lily: If, if is good. *evil Grin*
Artemis: Jeepers MISTER???????
Lily: I was going for ... Innocence
Artemis: and two thumbs WAY WAY up for our leading lady, what a dish, what a doll... :-)
- Shrek
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Lily's Rating:9 it was good but not in the same league as a knight's tale
Atremis' Rating:i give it a 9.5 cuz I didn't see the premier but I DID see it the first week... :-)
Artemis: WHAT ARE U DOING ON MY WEBPAGE!!!
Lily: what an awesome adaptation of a line from Shrek but isn�t the point to get people to COME to our Website?
Artemis: I am the Code Master! I�ve Mastered the Code! I wish I had an editor right here right now, I�d kick its butt!
Lily: *shakes head* Issues, Lots of Issues!
Artemis: I�m sure you hear this from your food all the time, but You must bleach or something cuz thats one DAZZLING smile :-)
Lily: Don�t tell them anything!
Artemis: and Do I detect a hint of minty freshness?
Lily: You�re going the right way for a smacked bottom... Ok since she�s too busy quoting the movie, I�ll handle this Critique.
Artemis: NOT MY GUM DROP BUTTONS!!!
Lily: *trying to compose herself* What Did I tell you about quoting?
Artemis: well can I paraphrase it?
Lily: No
Artemis: well can I refer to it?
Lily: yes Artemis you can refer to it.
Artemis: The Three little pigs are German and that just kicks @$$!!! �he hooft and he pooft and he... signed an eviction notice!�
Lily: As I�m sure you can see, Shrek is a humorous fractured fairytale... As we all know... Quotes this good are in �short� supply... So for these hilarious quotes and many more go rent it... *whispers* This is the part where you run out and rent it!
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