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- Hanging Up
Rating: 0
Artemis' Review: Ok I have seen VERY bad movies in my time... but this one has to take the cake... if you have read my review of "the story of us" you'll understand this reference.. if not go read it and get back to me... go on, I'll wait... Back so soon? ok... Here goes... The story of us ATLEAST HELD MY ATTENTION for the whole 2 hours... it made you depressed but it also left you with the hope that it would turn out alright in the end... Hanging up... With Meg Ryan, Diane Keaton, Lisa Kudrow, and Walter Matthau... Was SO Depressing and so... Depressing, and so... Depressing... there is no other way to put it... I turned it off after about 20 minutes... As a movie critic I usually stay for the whole movie no matter HOW excruciating it may be... However, in the case of this Bomb I couldn't hack it... I would have been slitting my wrists by the end of the movie if I hadn't tunred it off... wanna punish me? Tie me in a chair and force me to watch "hanging up" over and over
- Disney's Hercules
- Lily: um....can we say....9.999999999999...
Artemis: 7.5
Artemis: Welcome to Lily and Artemis� critique of the Disney movie Hercules.
Lily: Awwww, how cute....A couple of rodents lookin� for a theme park!
Artemis: * Quizzical Expression * I thought you were co-hosting this critique!?
Lily: You know men, they think �no� means �yes� and �get lost� means �take me I�m yours,� * bats eyelashes * don�t worry, shorty here can explain it to you later.
Artemis: Fine, I guess I�ll have to handle this critique myself.
Lily: You�re really broken up about this aren�t you? * Puts hand on hips and smiles *
Artemis: Lets just ignore her, Shall we?
Lily: relaaaaax its only HALF-time!
Artemis: riiiight... anyway... The first time I saw Hercules I didn�t particularly care for it all that much... But thanks to our dear friend Lily I have come to see it as an adorable manifestation of Greek Mythology... this movie should be watched by everyone (except vengeful Classics Professors)
Lily: Jeepers Mister! My Professor is going to be awful mad when he sees this movie!
Artemis: You mean IF he sees this movie.
Lily: If, if is good. *evil Grin*
Artemis: Jeepers MISTER???????
Lily: I was going for ... Innocence
Artemis: and two thumbs WAY WAY up for our leading lady, what a dish, what a doll... :-)
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