Adventures of Pricilla, Queen of the Desert, TheArtemis' Rating: 9
Artemis:*sings* A Desert Holiday! Lets Pack the drag away! I�ll Bring the lunch and Tea... You bring the Ecstasy! Fuck Off! you Silly Queer, I�m getting out of here, a Desert Holiday Hip hip hip HIP Hoorray! That Pretty much sums up The Adventures of Pricilla Queen of the Desert! One giant Desert Holiday!
Lily: singing that goofy song again? ... Yes Pricilla was an Awesome movie. Funny, Sarcastic, and Semi-Dramatic... and the little boy (Mitzi�s Minor) was SO CUTE (and smart) If you haven�t seen it, you really should... it�ll definitely brighten your day (unless your a nun or a pre-school teacher)
Knight's Tale, AAremis' Rating: Solid 10! I love it!
Lily: My Lords! My Ladies!
Artemis: and everybody else here NOT sitting on a cushion.
Lily: Today you find yourselves equals.
Artemis: For you are equally blest to be reading our critique about A Knight�s Tale
Lily: this action packed drama portrays Heath Ledger as a peasant who wants to be nobility... Heath is crafty and determined but he couldn�t have done it without the help from Geoffrey Chaucer.
Artemis: Don�t forget Wat and Roland or a good fonging will be on the way (Wat doesn�t like being ignored)
Lily: If you haven�t seen this movie yet go out right now and rent it!
Artemis: or we will fong you.
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Atremis' Rating:i give it a 9.5 cuz I didn't see the premier but I DID see it the first week... :-)
Artemis: WHAT ARE U DOING ON MY WEBPAGE!!!
Lily: what an awesome adaptation of a line from Shrek but isn�t the point to get people to COME to our Website?
Artemis: I am the Code Master! I�ve Mastered the Code! I wish I had an editor right here right now, I�d kick its butt!
Lily: *shakes head* Issues, Lots of Issues!
Artemis: I�m sure you hear this from your food all the time, but You must bleach or something cuz thats one DAZZLING smile :-)
Lily: Don�t tell them anything!
Artemis: and Do I detect a hint of minty freshness?
Lily: You�re going the right way for a smacked bottom... Ok since she�s too busy quoting the movie, I�ll handle this Critique.
Artemis: NOT MY GUM DROP BUTTONS!!!
Lily: *trying to compose herself* What Did I tell you about quoting?
Artemis: well can I paraphrase it?
Lily: No
Artemis: well can I refer to it?
Lily: yes Artemis you can refer to it.
Artemis: The Three little pigs are German ad that just kicks @$$!!! �he hooft and he pooft and he... signed an eviction notice!�
Lily: As I�m sure you can see, Shrek is a humorous fractured fairytale... As we all know... Quotes this good are in �short� supply... So for these hilarious quotes and many more go rent it... *whispers* This is the part where you run out and rent it!
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