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It’s equal opportunity oppression

The Cast:

Don Lorenzo Soldano de Gallegos - played by Morgan
Katya - played by Kat
Aileen O'Brien - played by Sarah
Renaldo Mondavi - played by Amy
Magnus - played by Jim
GM (and everyone else) - Andrew C.

4/04/05

Quotes taken by Sarah, transcribed by Morgan [and slightly contextualized by me].

On secrets:
AC (as Rostov): Magnus, I am your father!
Jim: Thankfully I’m a doctor, not a Jedi.

On cross-game references:
Jim: That was collateral damage.
Morgan (to Sarah): That was you?
Sarah: Apparently.
AC: Some girl with a shotgun came through here.
Jim: Hit everything but me.

On that about covers it:
AC: 10 inches long, thick as a coke can (with demo of coke cans).
Kat: Ow.

On costume ideas:
Jim: Damsel in Distress is the popular option, but why do something you do everyday?

On escorts:
Kat: We can get Renaldo to go to a seedy place with us.

On bar floozies:
AC (as Renaldo): Ladies! Welcome to Renaldo.

On family:
AC (as Rostov): What illegitimate son? All I see is a body floating down the river.

On running gags:
Sarah (to Amy): Pietro picked out your [pirate] costume.
Amy: Ooh, I have an eye-patch.
AC: Renaldo likes eye-patches.
Jim: Reminds him of his underwear.

On Count Olaf in one word or less:
Amy/Renaldo: I don’t need socialize with Count Olaf. We understand [makes "Count Olaf" hand gesture: like cupping imaginary boobs] each other.

On handing out the love:
Kat: So what was the gift that Rostov sent?
AC: It’s a rod that spins [spinning noise].
Kat: That bastard!
Morgan: Keeps spinning and great for those lonely nights.

On affirmative action:
Amy: An Inquisitor woman?
Morgan: It’s equal opportunity oppression.

On finding Renaldo's lost love:
Magnus (to Inquisitor Maria): So you know Renaldo?
Morgan: That’s “10 Second Mondavi”.
Renaldo (to Inquisitor): I’d be honored to dance with you.
Morgan: Dip her and drop her.

On dancing:
Amy: [Renaldo's] lead is a little rough [demonstrates with hand motions].
Jim: Is this dancing or karaoke?

On needed commandments:
Jim: Don’t they have a Commandment of “thou shalt not torture”?
Morgan: It’s implied in the “thou shalt not be a dick” Commandment.

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