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Monsieur, I assure you, I do not want any more cheese

    The Cast:

    Ambrose - played by Morgan
    Katya - played by Kat
    Aileen O'Brien - played by Sarah
    Renaldo Mondavi - played by Amy
    Magnus von Magnuson - played by Jim
    GM (and everyone else) - Andrew C.

    3/7/05

    Thanks to Jen for the help with the quotes! She sat in this game.

    On politesse:
    Amy: It's always a faux pas to go, "Hey, you. Get over here. Who lives here?"
    Andrew: Unless you're Renaldo, then it's pretty much the way it's done.
    Amy: He's more likely to go [raises arm and snaps twice].

    On Pietro in a fight:
    Andrew: He sort of hides in a corner and just screams and lashes out with an eye gouge or a "monkey grabs the peach." And he squirms - he's squirmy.

    On ridicule:
    Amy: (to Jim) You could be ridiculed by someone completely different.
    Andrew: Like Pietro.

    On cross-campaign humor:
    Jim: (on Pietro) Twelve-year-old Thai boy substitute.
    Amy and Andrew: Well, he is short.

    On brilliant:
    Kat: (about Jim) He's ma thug. He rolls with me.

    On Magnus' fashion sense:
    Jim: I am the Fashionista. It's like a Sandanista, only better.

    On whether Giuseppe was tied up or not (see last session):
    Jim: No, we ruled we didn't have to tie him. Because I was busy biting his hands and feet.

    On male bonding:
    Morgan: I think that deserves a chest thump. [He and Jim fake a chest thump long distance across the table.]

    On ask and you shall receive - the quote paper:
    Amy: Could you quote the chest thump thing?

    On skillz:
    Kat: Hey, this is Renaldo. He can "console" two women at once.

    On uses for seduction:
    Amy: I have seduction. I might have to use it to make sure these women don't fall for Rostov.
    Andrew: I was thinking you could use it on Rostov.

    On backgrounds - nemeses and star-crossed together:
    Kat: (on Rostov) Bitch! He's going to show up and ruin everything! (to Sarah) And you're going to fall in love with him!

    On stories growing with the telling:
    Andrew: These are some sick, sick people who would kill a man with sorcery and do unmentionable things to the corpse.
    Jim: (to himself) That's right, I was going to get interrogate.

    On thanks but no thanks:
    Jim: I can show you some really creepy things that happen in alleys.

    On resolve:
    Kat: Resolve plus what?
    Andrew: Just resolve.
    Morgan: "My man ain't your baby's daddy!"

    On male decorating:
    Renaldo: I think we need some flowers over by the Cupid.
    Magnus: That's not a Cupid.

    On fashion rolls:
    Kat: We're going to look like suck.

    On not sure if I've got this one right:
    Jim: Her hands (?) are quite enormous.

    On meanness:
    Amy: I introduce Albrecht to Ambrose.
    Sarah: [to Morgan/Ambrose] Oh, and you're in a fairy costume.

    On puppy love:
    Albrecht: (to Ambrose) Come back to me.

    On Rostov's entrance:
    Morgan: Katya went to cat form!

    On Aileen falling in love with him:
    Renaldo: Oh, no, no. Ambrose is going to kill me.

    On the Great Game:
    Kat: I do the whole sounding like I'm a patriot of some sort.

    On ridiculing Magnus to get him XP:
    Morgan: Increase your brawn. Why are you hitting yourself? Why are you hitting yourself?

    On using Rostov for everything:
    Jen: Little do you know, Rostov is actually [Renaldo's] lost love.

    On weapons:
    Jim: I have my [finger quotes] "harpoon" with the two prongs on it.

    On not everybody having a good time at the ball:
    Ambrose: Monsieur, I assure you, I do not want any more cheese.

    On witty repartee:
    Kat: So I make a snide comeback that some people who do nasty things suck.

    On bonding:
    Renaldo: (On Olaf) My kind of guy. We're nice but we're tough. And a little sleazy.

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