The Cast:
Ambrose - played by Morgan
Katya - played by Kat
Aileen O'Brien - played by Sarah
Renaldo Mondavi - played by Amy
Magnus von Magnuson - played by Jim
GM (and everyone else) - Andrew C.
3/7/05
Thanks to Jen for the help with the quotes! She sat in this game.
On politesse:
Amy: It's always a faux pas to go, "Hey, you. Get over here. Who lives here?"
Andrew: Unless you're Renaldo, then it's pretty much the way it's done.
Amy: He's more likely to go [raises arm and snaps twice].
On Pietro in a fight:
Andrew: He sort of hides in a corner and just screams and lashes out with an eye gouge or a "monkey grabs the peach." And he squirms - he's squirmy.
On ridicule:
Amy: (to Jim) You could be ridiculed by someone completely different.
Andrew: Like Pietro.
On cross-campaign humor:
Jim: (on Pietro) Twelve-year-old Thai boy substitute.
Amy and Andrew: Well, he is short.
On brilliant:
Kat: (about Jim) He's ma thug. He rolls with me.
On Magnus' fashion sense:
Jim: I am the Fashionista. It's like a Sandanista, only better.
On whether Giuseppe was tied up or not (see last session):
Jim: No, we ruled we didn't have to tie him. Because I was busy biting his hands and feet.
On male bonding:
Morgan: I think that deserves a chest thump. [He and Jim fake a chest thump long distance across the table.]
On ask and you shall receive - the quote paper:
Amy: Could you quote the chest thump thing?
On skillz:
Kat: Hey, this is Renaldo. He can "console" two women at once.
On uses for seduction:
Amy: I have seduction. I might have to use it to make sure these women don't fall for Rostov.
Andrew: I was thinking you could use it on Rostov.
On backgrounds - nemeses and star-crossed together:
Kat: (on Rostov) Bitch! He's going to show up and ruin everything! (to Sarah) And you're going to fall in love with him!
On stories growing with the telling:
Andrew: These are some sick, sick people who would kill a man with sorcery and do unmentionable things to the corpse.
Jim: (to himself) That's right, I was going to get interrogate.
On thanks but no thanks:
Jim: I can show you some really creepy things that happen in alleys.
On resolve:
Kat: Resolve plus what?
Andrew: Just resolve.
Morgan: "My man ain't your baby's daddy!"
On male decorating:
Renaldo: I think we need some flowers over by the Cupid.
Magnus: That's not a Cupid.
On fashion rolls:
Kat: We're going to look like suck.
On not sure if I've got this one right:
Jim: Her hands (?) are quite enormous.
On meanness:
Amy: I introduce Albrecht to Ambrose.
Sarah: [to Morgan/Ambrose] Oh, and you're in a fairy costume.
On puppy love:
Albrecht: (to Ambrose) Come back to me.
On Rostov's entrance:
Morgan: Katya went to cat form!
On Aileen falling in love with him:
Renaldo: Oh, no, no. Ambrose is going to kill me.
On the Great Game:
Kat: I do the whole sounding like I'm a patriot of some sort.
On ridiculing Magnus to get him XP:
Morgan: Increase your brawn. Why are you hitting yourself? Why are you hitting yourself?
On using Rostov for everything:
Jen: Little do you know, Rostov is actually [Renaldo's] lost love.
On weapons:
Jim: I have my [finger quotes] "harpoon" with the two prongs on it.
On not everybody having a good time at the ball:
Ambrose: Monsieur, I assure you, I do not want any more cheese.
On witty repartee:
Kat: So I make a snide comeback that some people who do nasty things suck.
On bonding:
Renaldo: (On Olaf) My kind of guy. We're nice but we're tough. And a little sleazy.