The Cast:
Don Lorenzo Soldano de Gallegos - played by Morgan
Katya - played by Kat
Aileen O'Brien - played by Sarah
Renaldo Mondavi - played by Amy
Magnus - played by Jim
GM (and everyone else) - Andrew C.
3/28/05
NOTE: New character replacing Ambrose Paix: Don Lorenzo Soldano de Gallegos
On repeating trends:
AC: Forming an L-shaped invitation ambush for funeral invitations.
On Ambrose’s death:
AC: He didn’t have anything but knives, no underpants even.
Morgan: He’s from Montaigne, what do you expect?
On shopping:
Kat (to Sarah): Do we have black?
Sarah: Duh, we have black.
Kat: [sadly] So we don’t have to go shopping.
On giving a eulogy:
AC: You give a passable eulogy: “He did some stuff he didn’t tell me about and he was a good servant…”
Sarah: So it sounds like me?
AC: Yes.
On dressing:
Morgan: I’m wearing my pin.
Sarah: Says you, you’re dead.
AC: I think he’s talking about the new character.
Speaking at funerals:
Morgan (to Kat): When I’m dead, you’re not speaking.
AC: You should put that in your will.
Sarah: I’ll veto that.
On potion making:
Kat: I’m in my special basement.
Morgan: [high voice] “If the sock’s on the door, I’m busy.”
On sounds behind the door:
Kat: Should I go in by myself? Oh wait, I’m rash, I’m evoking my own arcana.
AC: [Laughs]
On Eisen pronunciation:
AC: Brother Mich-[garble, ack]-ael refuses as well.
On doctoring:
Morgan: So, on Renaldo, do you use surgeon or vet?
Jim: I use quack because he’ll catch it again.
Morgan: Touche.
On Renaldo’s room:
Morgan: Would a miracle die clean that room?
AC: No, if all the bleach in the world couldn’t do it…
On running out of allowance:
Morgan: You should string Renaldo along to have him buy your things; he has money.
Kat: No, after I used him, he’s been drowning his sorrows in women.
Jim: Is that why I have been prescribing him anti-depressants? That’s this mallet [gestures].
On feeling things in the morning:
Morgan (as Kat): A mad potion making frenzy.
Kat: I don’t take my dramatic wounds yet.
On charm:
AC (to Morgan): That Ussuran is pretty cute.
Jim: Why thank you.
Morgan: You have way too much time for elective surgery.
On seamanship:
Don Lorenzo: [on his father] He was the finest seaman who ever lived.
Magnus: Did he pass it on?
Don Lorenzo: No, he was unable.
On tea inspection:
Morgan (as Magnus): Do I detect a hint of urine in this tea?
On Magnus’ background:
Jim: I was raised by a pack of Vendel and Vesten. <
Morgan: It was cross-breeding action!
On sensitivity:
AC: It burns like hygiene.