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Killers keepers

The Cast:

Ambrose - played by Morgan
Katya - played by Kat
Aileen O'Brien - played by Sarah
Renaldo Mondavi - played by Amy
Magnus von Magnuson - played by Jim
GM (and everyone else) - Andrew C.



2/14/05



First Session, sans Renaldo (These beautiful quotes were taken by Sarah)


NOTE: Holly sat in on this game... :) Also, Sarah's character's name changed. See above.

On shape-shifting:
AC (to Kat): You can be a furry if you wanted to.

On talking to cows:
AC: I’m Daisy fucking Viridian moo mother fuckers moo.

On dead guys:
Morgan: Killers keepers.
AC: I killed him, I get his stuff.

On never thought you'd want that:
Morgan: It’s sad, but I wish Renaldo was here.

On fighting at night:
Morgan: It’s night! Yay penalties!

On stuff Katya gets to keep when shape-changing:
Jim: Enough to make an eye-patch.

How to deal with scary people:
Kat and Holly: Kick him in the shins and run away.

Kicking goon ass:
AC: And the goons fall in a pile of “arrr."

On initiative:
Kat to AC: Can I stab a goon?
AC: Yes, you can.

On fighting:
Morgan: I’m feeling saucy, I’ll do a raise! Damn, I miss.

Foreign languages and fighting:
AC (to Jim): You curse at him in Vesten; he looks confused, but not enough to not dodge that sword coming at his head!

On places to stay:
Sarah: We should get a condo like the Golden Girls.
Jim: Renaldo could be Blanche.
Morgan (to Sarah): You would be Rose. Oooh! Shiny!

Ways to make money:
Morgan: We could sell Pietro to some Vendels. He’s pretty like a girl.
AC: He does have escape.

Kat intimidating people:
Jim: What is it with short women and intimidation?
Morgan: They make up for height in anger.

On game crossovers:
AC (as Gustav): Tomas, he’s the leader of the gang.
Morgan: The Metal Spork Gang. I’ve heard of them. They’re the poison fist of the mid-west.

On stealthiness:
Morgan: I sneak off like a French ninja.
Sarah: A French navy ninja?

Body disposal:
Morgan: Gustav sleeps with the fishes and the El Torinos.

Dressing to go out in public:
Kat: It’s a matching outfit.
Sarah: It’s the “I’m with her” matching outfit.
Kat: Of the servant variety.

On renting condos:
Jim: Ooh, waterfront.
AC: Easy body disposal, oh, I mean nice view.

Details of condo:
Morgan: I go around the house and arrange the lights so there are many shadows.
AC: Now it’s gloomy.
Sarah: Yay, gloom!

Drawing house plans:
Kat: Is there a hard surface I can use?
Morgan: Yeah, right here.
Jim: Apparently Morgan has some wood you can use.
AC: Ewwwww.

On going out to societies:
Kat (to Jim): You can wear your nice clothes.
Jim (sings, slave-esque): Day ain’t ovah, mastah got me workin’.

On backrooms:
AC: This is a place where members are usually only allowed.
Morgan: It’s a Member’s Only room.
AC: It has lots of brown jackets.

Rugs in the house:
AC: Renaldo will pay for high quality rugs so that the women folk would roll around naked on them.
Morgan: He knows how to start a party. Then the Vesten joins in.

On collecting info:
Morgan: I’m going to talk to my informants.
Jim: I’m going to stand around outside and listen to everyone but you.

Visiting Tomas (the gangster):
AC: You open the door and the smell of man sweat and stale beer comes out.
Morgan (to Jim): It feels like home.
Jim: No, mom’s house never smelled so good.

On not hearing from guys in a while:
AC (as Tomas): Lost a good man and some punks.

On quote writing and other uses of graph paper:
Jim: He takes the graph paper or he gets the hose again.

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