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I bite his hands and feet.

The Cast:

Ambrose - played by Morgan
Katya - played by Kat
Aileen O'Brien - played by Sarah
Renaldo Mondavi - played by Amy
Magnus von Magnuson - played by Jim
GM (and everyone else) - Andrew C.

2/28/05

On hell (reserve your place now):
Amy: I'm sure there's enough hell for everyone.

Renaldo mentioned extending a "special invitation" to the ball:
Morgan: Special invitation? Keep it in your pants!

On uses for a Panache of 3:
Kat: Renaldo is not gonna whip it out. He's got some class. You know what, with a Panache of 3, if he chose to whip it out, you'd be impressed!

On envy:
Jim: The wind blows, Renaldo is jealous. Renaldo has to be the bride at every wedding and the corpse at every funeral.

On leave the room for a second:
Jim: Star Trek ocelot cross-over thing.

On anticlimactic:
Kat: (In a scary voice) "Well, that will be his downfall." No, wait, I'm not there.

On bears and Death of A Salesman, don't ask me why:
Andrew: Death of a Salesman, Part 2: Baloo's Revenge.
Morgan: (as Yogi Bear) Hey, hey, hey, Booboo. Want to get some salesmen?

On what happens when Renaldo tries to rip off Born to Be Kings:
Renaldo: (to Katya) My dear, if you would like to be offended tonight, I can arrange to be present.

On poor Renaldo:
Morgan/Ambrose: Can I rig a time-release spritzer system for Renaldo's room?
Sarah: There's not enough bleach in the world for that.

On wrong, wrong and more wrong:
Kat: Have we done a Count Olaf?
Morgan: Only as a furry.

On by the end of this game, we will ALL be playing Renaldo:
Kat: (as Renaldo) If I buy, you see my servant. You do not get to see my beautiful face. Your price is too expensive.

On the colors of the Rose and Cross:
Kat: Is it a pink rose?

On you will be assimilated:
Kat: Damn it, my brain is infected with Renaldo. It's an STD.
Andrew: You have a little bit of Renaldo in you.

On the bathrooms in the manor house, useful:
Kat: There is no plumbing. You throw shit out the window.

On war of the styles:
Magnus: But Renaldo, this color is much better for [the ladies'] eyes.
Renaldo: Who cares about the eyes?

On wit and pith:
Katya: Ah, a man of taste.
Albrecht (NPC): Of course. I like a man that tastes good.

On things that almost rhyme:
Andrew: I am a landed bandit.

On the benefits of being sneaky:
Andrew: (to Morgan) I won't make you roll for [sneaking over to Tomas' headquarters] because you're sneaky.

On Tomas fighting Ambrose:
Andrew: After a while you hear, "My God! That black guy from the Abyss got Bruno and Steven! You! Give me your pants!"

On secrets:
Kat: Don't you have other servants do your laundry?
Morgan/Ambrose: Not my secret laundry!

On I don't know what:
Magnus: I donkey-punch Renaldo.

On endearing yourself to your secret society:
Sophia's Daughter Contact: So, would [the Explorer's Society] know that [the artifacts] are here?
Aileen: No, but I feel like I've been followed.

On porno images and weird magic:
Kat: (to Aileen) You've never slept with [Ambrose], have you?
Ambrose/Morgan: There's a reason I wear gloves.
Kat: I was just thinking you might have taken the gloves off.

On explaining how they got the artifacts back:
Aileen/Sarah: I was given them.
Sophia's Daughter Contact: By...?
Amy: Some guy who sneaks into my room at night.
Andrew: He leaves things on my chest.

On revenge on Giuseppe for entrancing the women, especially Aileen:
Kat: That would be cool if you just held him down and cut off his dick. You could have it bronzed and be like, "this is my trophy."

On misheard commentary which becomes fact:
Jim: I bite his hands and feet.

On Giuseppe having been ambushed by Ambrose and Magnus while urinating:
Giuseppe: This has happened to me before, but it was a woman. And you are an ugly woman.
Magnus: Thank you.

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