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It’s an L-shaped invitation ambush!

The Cast:

Ambrose - played by Morgan
Katya - played by Kat
Aileen O'Brien - played by Sarah
Renaldo Mondavi - played by Amy
Magnus von Magnuson - played by Jim
GM (and everyone else) - Andrew C.

2/21/05

Quotes taken by Sarah and Morgan.

On getting to spend extra points:
Kat: What does Firm Grip do?
Morgan and Jim: Well…
Kat: Well, what does it do in terms of the game?
Morgan: Well, with the Jenny Knack…

Game starting:
AC: You hear a knock at the door.
Kat: We have a servant answer.
Jim, So, Morgan, who’s at the door?
Morgan: [scratches his nose, flipping off Jim]

On research:
AC: Your library really doesn’t have anything useful.
Jim: The latest bodice rippers!

On beverages and beyond:
Jim: I don’t like coffee and I don’t like Mountain Dew. They taste like ass.
Morgan: I don’t like coffee, but I sure do like ass.
Jim: Do you need napkins?
Morgan: Yes, to wipe the shame away.

Info collecting:
Kat: How are we supposed to get info? We can’t go to seedy brothels.

On doctoring:
Kat: You could stab people and then have them pay you to fix them.
Jim: If you pay me, I’ll stop moving the knife.

On surgeon’s tools:
AC: You need a headectomy.
Jim: I’ll use my long sword. Also if I do a head transplant.

On Magnus' fashion sense:
Kat: There’s an interior designer I want you to meet.
Jim: Why do I keep getting all those cards?
Morgan: Magnus, Jenny to the stars!

On learning curves:
Morgan: Aren’t you going to ask me why my Finesse is a 3?
Kat: No, you’re going to tell me something about your secret Jenny skill.
Morgan: I didn’t know it was a secret.

On collective brains and assimilation:
Jim: You’ve learned enough, collectively our brain is full.

On treating servants nicely:
Kat: It takes effort to be mean.
Jim: No, it doesn’t: Neglect equals mean.

On costumes:
Kat: You could be a tree chopping guy.
Morgan: A lumberjack?
Kat: Yeah, couldn’t think of the word.

On girly things:
Kat: I’m getting pleasure in going over the little details. It’s ‘cause I know these guys don’t care.

On names:
Jim (to Kat): At least you know who your nemesis is.
AC: Jim still doesn’t know who is going to ridicule him.
Morgan: He’ll be a dark skinned man from the west named Little Running Gag.

On protection from danger:
Morgan (as Kat): Stand here in order of how much I like you. You stand up front.
Jim: I’m standing right next to her.

On word choice:
Morgan: Balls don’t bother me.

Identifying robbers:
AC: That’s Tomas running with a big bag of crap over his shoulder.

On skills, ladylike:
Jim and AC: It’s an L-shaped invitation ambush!

On servants, unfortunate:
AC: Pietro will gladly do it. I changed his Hubris to Loyalty.

On Renaldo’s study:
Morgan (as Renaldo): In the study there are mirrors and a shag carpet. Ohh, I look good naked!
Amy: (also as Renaldo) Why are there mirrors on the ceiling? Why not? It gives me different angles.

On being informed about the costume party:
Renaldo: What kind of party is this? You’re supposed to tell the women to wear masks and nothing else.

Renaldo's character sheet, I'm sorry to say, was a little messed up, so Morgan and Andrew fixed it for me. On priorities in order:
AC: Your whip [skill] got lower.
Amy: [disappointed] My whip got lower?
Jim: Now Renaldo’s offended.

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