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E. Al Pants ! |
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Click these links to read E. Al's brilliant past articles. When your inevitable anger surfaces, email Pants and give him a piece of your mind. It will hurt his feelings! I'm serious. In fact, it would be much better if you wrote him something nice instead. He only writes that way because he's insecure. In fact he's so insecure, he usually writes about himself in the third person so it looks like there's at least one person who likes him enough to work with him. Oops. Was that obvious? |
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May 2003 - Satire is a Dangerous Business
- And pissing off the wrong people could lead to wearing orthopedic kneepads. |
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April 2003 - Pants Apologizes for Insulting The President!
- Insulting Bush is not only UnAmerican, it reveals forbidden intelligence to the Thought Police! |
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January 2003 - The Bravest Man in America!
- Boy, has the Cookeville,Tennessee Police Department gone to the dogs! |
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December 2002 - Pants Migrates South for the Winter
- and discovers there are places in the world where your nose hairs don't freeze |
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November 2002 - Why Libertarians are Psycho Freaks
-So an intellectual elitist and a militia redneck walk into a bar.... |
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June 2002 - Raise Youre Sheild! Boycott Cowardly Companies!
- Tell Colonel Sanders where he can shove his Chalupa. |
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April 2002 - Chancellor Pants and the Sterile Nation
- If I were your Fascist Dictator, there�d be free chocolate pie. |
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February 2002 - Give the Holy Land to the Australians!
- Mozeltov Mohammed, and G'day Mate! |
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December 2001 - Send in the Clones
- Thank God designer genes are back in style. |
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October 2001 - Whose God is it Anyway?
- Pants weighs in his measly opinion on terrorism and tragedy. |
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August 2001 - Which Came First? The Chicken or the Egg?
- Pants knows. Pants has always known. |
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June 2001 - Pants' Big Ass Movie Review
- 200 movies you may have missed. |
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April 2001 - Theatre is Dead
- At least I'm doing my best to kill it. |
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March 2001 - My Life is a Pizza
- And she has sown the mushrooms of my discontent. |
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February 2001 - Gospel of the Mumbling Wino
- or why a certain Minneapolis theatre critic is a Drunken Fool. |
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November 2000 - Shows That Should Be Banned
- Ah, but who among us has the wisom to censor? Pants Does! |
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September 2000 - Phipps Me, My Beerplan Did a Heidi!
- Pants Redefines Minneapolis Theatre. |
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August 2000 - Theatre? At These Prices?
- Cheaper tickets would make me Les Miserable. |
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July 2000 - The Morning Aftra
- Theatre and money make pretty ugly bedfellows. |
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June 2000 - Theatre and the Internet Don't Mix
- But what the hell. |
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