Rochdale come from behind to storm home in spectacular style
As we cast our minds back in preparation for this year�s tournament our congratulations go out to that master of the iron game, Dave Kerr. No member will need reminding about Dave�s talents, which in earlier years revealed themselves indoors rather than out in the open air. His likeness for this position was already well known and this should have kept Dermot on his guard a bit longer � no matter, the outcome was soon realised and Dave�s storming finish was soon recorded in the history books! Is this a sexual preference or just a regional thing? The latest word out of Rochdale is that Dave (currently playing off 22) confidently expects to be hitting scores in the high 40�s before he sets off for Ballinrobe!
Look out girls - Uncle Albert to return!
This year�s London contingent reaches it�s zenith with the largest representation to date, four. Some people will argue that last year�s contingent which contained two buddahs was the largest regional representation ever achieved and unlikely to be beaten. However, you will be pleased to learn that the Buddahs have been in training and a further �measure-in� will be needed on the last night at our presentation and Sporting Index are taking spread bets on this growing phenomenon. You will remember Mike �Uncle Albert� Seal from two years (certainly the girls in Gannons remembered his virginal appearance) as Tony �Buddah� Morton�s chauffeur, a thankless task at the best of times! Unc has been professional in the preparation for his return and recently invested in new clubs taylor made for his ability and which have not improved his game one iota (good thing he didn�t blow too much money on them).
"people in glass houses shouldn�t throw stones"
Position : Committee Member Age bracket : 37-45 Status : Married to Marita
Phychiatric profile : Well mannered and pleasant person with certain idioscyncrasies
I have it on good authority that a colleague of his recently had a mishap with his new company car. On the first day he took possession he managed to lock the keys in the boot of his fully alarmed and extremely secure car. I�m sure that any normal person would be a little sympathetic to his colleagues plight and would wish to spare him from any embarrassment from his fellow peers but alas, Sean�s unbalanced and positively demonic personality seems to find this a totally alien concept. He derives sadistic pleasure from alerting everyone from the
Cleaner to the MD of Johnson Controls, but I feel it is my duty to inform anyone who may read this article of the following. On Wed 13/6/2001 (after 13 holes at Uxbridge GC) a certain Sean Moran was forced to call out the RAC. This was to assist him with the delicate task of rescuing his keys from the inside of his car (I�m sure he is looking forward to telling you all about it Mike).