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by Chris HiHat Yo Chris, WTF? This thing with Dusty? PUssy. N-E-wayz, I'm with you all the way, but that thing with the Villano you know from like three weeks ago I think, no, earlier. That was kinda cool but not as good as you could. You take time off too much, I wanna read you EVERY WEEK dude. HiHAT 4EVA dude, but dont take so much time off dude. -Ken McAndrew Yeah, whatever, dude. Are you gay or something? Hello, and let's get to the IMPORTANT matters directly, namely NET FEUDS!!!!!! Yes, NET FEUD!!!!! It's what I'm famous for... Or at least that's what some think. Little fagboys but maybe they're right. Nah... You think? OK... I was away for a while... I came back.. I ripped some people, like I do... And they are MAD!!!! Hahaha. Fagboys. Before you read any further, let me just say that there is a new column up for you all to read, you know... the one where I write GOOD. In case you're new to this or plain dumb, that would be And Another Thing I'd Like To Do To Mark Madden's Mom. Regarding the Dredge.. Both me and Grug Dullard have more important things to do with our time... Grug has a life... A mortgage... Bills... Writing classes... And it's not as if he's committed to it or anything... Speaking of CRANKSYLVANIA personalities, let me touch upon Web Master Jebedy Butter. As you may know, I found out that he wrote that I was shitty and stuff like that in a column on Zimaman's [trash] site a year ago...or something like that. F-cking bastard. Dick. He wrote that.. and still he's telling me in chats "Oh, you are so good, I like your writing blahblahbla..." RIGHT! And I find that column. But I talked to him now... and he told me in chats that that was then AND he likes my writing now. So that's good now... We cool. ALSO, there are these buttstains who think that just because I plug them... I owe THEM!!!!!!! Yeah... And then they plug me, and then I plug them. And then when I don't plug them... They go and try to start net WARS... net FEUDS!!!!!! With ME... Fagboys... They think they can get attention?? They think I will talk about them even MORE... Yeah, nice... So I will talk... This Crusty, you know him? Erik Asskey... The Butt Buddies decide I don't plug them enough so they gotta talk about "taking me down"... YEAH RIGHT!!!!!! You think just because you taught me punctuation...? Because you taught me to only have three dots... And not like with exclamation points where you can have as many as you like!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And what's this gay "@#!+@!" CRAP? It's GAY!!! If you wanna swear, swear for real... Like I do. You f-cker. RAW IS WAR (or Trish has BIG TITS!!!) - Footage from last week... Oh, like you read this to find out what happened. Let's get straight to the GOODIES. - Did you hear that one about Pat patterson (fagboy) and when he--... Oh you did. OK... how about the one about the Villano--.. Wait, did that one too... OK... How about the Villano who sustained a whiplash to his broken neck while sucking Patterson's--... - Ah, f-ck it... Go read my old reports instead. F-cking losers. |
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