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APRIL FOOLS, MUTHAFUCKAS!



Boy, were you fooled! You actually BELIEVED that this was a new megasite, set to permanently take over the Internet! Haha, you were duped. And don't even TRY to claim that you "knew all along" and it was quite apparent from the site's name and the made up writers and the parodic nature of what was on the site. Uh-uh. We all know you bought it.

In any event, we here at Cranksylvania hope you found enjoyment in this little April Fools gag. And just who are "we here at Cranksylvania" you may ask? Well, I'll tell you.

The site was orchestrated by me, Mr. JF, of The Whole JF'N Show "fame". I handled the html and formatting, the graphics, and a lot of the writing. Anything that seems rushed and written just minutes before this was put on the web, that would be my work.

Major props go out to fellow nToers Steve Schroeder and Hobbes, who handled the Generic Snooze Update and the Puro News, respectively. Their hilarious work is even more impressive when you consider how little time they took, as I just got in contact with them on AIM yesterday. And now they will get death threats from angry Shooter writers and DVDVR message board inhabitants.

For the concept of spoofing an entire wrestling site for April Fools, credit goes Elliot Sparks, who did last year's WrestleWhine parody. Brian French's awesome impersonations of Scott Keith and Chris Zimmerman are being re-used here -- with a few small revisions -- as the WOW and SmackDown! recaps.

If you want to get in touch with the abovementioned writers regarding this site, either e-mail me at [email protected], and I'll pass it along if it's directed to a particular person, or post a message in the Cranksylvania Hohum.

That is all. Thank you for your time.

/Mr. JF


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