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WCW MONDAY NITRO RECRAP
by Done Becker



Hello. Here with the Nitro recap, my name is Done Becker.

Get it? I'm done.

I'M DONE! Last week's show was the last WCW Monday Nitro on TNT EVER! OH HELL YEAH!

Kiss my ass, Eric Bischoff. Kiss my ass, Brad Siegel. Kiss my ass Scott Steiner, Kevin Nash, Kevin Sullivan, and Lex Luger. Don't let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya! On second thought, please do. And after that, please be so kind as to. . .

DIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

No more will I have to recap this shitty-ass show, because it's THE LAST ONE! No more will I have to listen to a steroid freak mouthing off! No more will I have to watch Rick Steiner win titles or Buff and Luger being childish bitches! No more fears of Hogan orange ass reappearing on my TV. Because it was the LAST SHOW!

NA NA NA HEY HEY GOODBYE.

Yeah, they'll return. But it won't be Nitro, it will be under McMahon control, and the SHITTINESS SHALL LIVE NO MORE.

FREE AT LAST, FREE AT LAST! THANK MCMAHON ALMIGHTY, I'M FREE AT LAST!

I'm DONE!



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